[classic swim]

He spent 10,000 dollars on my chicken costume.

He says YOP YOP exactly like a seal and jumps on top of his sexy girrrrllllfriennnnd who he wants to have sexual relations with!

Does the YOP YOP seal sound effect at restaurants.

Funny shit from Pat.

His show and Sirius you sorta just get with the fancy car since the past decade. I found him an odd duck for wanting everything he ever did burned upon his death. He went nuclear on the 9/11 show and said fucked up shit like everyone else that was able to broadcast that day. It’s the past. Those uploads from that particular event didn’t need to be taken down astronomically. Not like they profit off the antique shit. If it’s genuinely because he wants to be a good guy now, fine. Like yeah torch your blackface episodes but the entire library doesn’t really do much for your conscience.

https://www.the-sun.com/entertainment/14910416/howard-stern-show-canceled-contract-up/ O&A Virus caught up. I wasn’t gonna make a thread but we made one for Colbert.

Doesn’t have worms or maggots in her, but is made out of the chemical element known as Mercury.

He put airbags in Packard’s couch so Packard & Mr. Hoonie would fly into the air busting their asses with their Tyson chicken nuggets.

Grabs Mr. Hoonie by the neck and says he has to sniff the Heidi Heidi hos, and the Heidi Heidi hayys.

Took candy from a baby. Also told off the irresponsible parent feeding an infant candy instead of formula.

Call of Juarez sounds good.

This greasy AIDS rat Michael Franzese who just looked at every single fictional thing with a criminal element and went “heheh yeah that’s not realistic.” Shills worthless bullshit, lies about everything and had a lolcow fight with Sammy The Bull on camera in real time before sucking each other off.