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[classic swim]

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  1. There’s jets and shit idk. It was only cloudy for some minutes that day and sunny for the rest.
  2. >Brucie wants to go eating >Little Jacob calls wanting to play pool as I’m right in front of Brucie >I floor it to get Brucie lunch and reach Jacob in 2 minutes... both few measly blocks away in Broker >Little Jacob still thumbs down Oh fuck you.
  3. The joke they told was lame as fuck. You read that Futurama got robbed by FOX, so you tried regurgitating that for your show when you were just on for 12 fucking years. Sorry people feigned interest watching your shit at 7:30PM before season twenty of The Simpsons was on.
  4. Say ghostrek, if we shrunk your body down to a microbe and put you in the ear of a chunky girl, would you eat all the ear wax inside her ear like it was peanut butter?
  5. I think I have pinkeye.
  6. Shows getting cancelled after 13 seasons is not what premature cancellation means.
  7. Nothing was really wrong with the look of Fixed or how it was animated. The sight gags still aren’t as big of a deal to me because no shit, it’s a gross-out film about cartoon dogs. Also not to “Genndy cope” but one of the eleven writers for The Simpsons Movie co-wrote this movie. It’s all in the awful script. I wanted to hand the film some Ritalin less than 7 minutes in.
  8. ”FUCCCCCKKKK! SHITTTTTTT WE’RE SAYING FUCCCCCKKK AND SHIITTTTTTTT! AND EATING OUT OUR SHITTTTTTT WITH OUR BALLLLLLLLLSSSSSS” for 90 minutes
  9. I’d pay to see Gemini naked. I’d paypal Gemini a grand sum of 60 dollars to record a video with him playing a song of my choice and intensely dancing naked to it just so I can watch his silly loafy body floppin’ around everywhere.
  10. Hey ghostrek, it’s me, your friend. Hey listen, I’m afraid you’re gonna have to go find out where Buddy lives and sniff his bossy bossy bossy bossy bossy bossy bossy bossies.
  11. I’m not in any hurry to watch it but uh, yeah, soon today maybe.
  12. And you bought it to compare to the stench of the hooha?
  13. ‘Fire This Fucking Idiot Mission Designer’ Missions 5. True Crime - The one that expected you to drive the entire length of Los Angeles in three minutes 4. Maybe 50% of Red Dead Revolver, especially the penultimate stage 3. Vice City Stories - Unfriendly Competition 2. San Andreas - last Quarry mission 1. City of Lost Heaven - Death of Art
  14. Carl’s Jr./ “Goin’ hard at the Hardee’s... real hard with my Hardee’s”
  15. Talks in the Super Mario voice as he types about Mr. Hoonie.
  16. Fucking asshole fly waking me up every morning.
  17. Draws a face on every egg and pretends it’s Humpty Dumpty before violently cracking it.
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