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He met Goldilocks and said “dude, you’re a fricken b-bbb-bbba-bitchhhhh!” and immediately snitched on her to the bears and the bears listened.

His gf poured hot water on him and he put on a pompadour and started singing and dancing.

Chester Cheetah isn’t his hero because he is Chester Cheetah.

I bought Chinatown Wars on mobile. Driving was better and more liberating on PSP, which is ridiculous because you’re supposed to be benefiting from having the touch screen.

Amped up needless police activity is not a good sign, and the newest generational wave is only adding to that stress. I can never buy toilet paper and food without the constant fear of being stopped for no reason by a would be civil servant. The rookies especially love that you’re poor.

The Berenstein Bears are his heroes.

Chuck E. Cheese was his hero.

Seiiiiiiiiiiiggghhhht, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

The Zohan is his hero.

He turns into the Cookie Monster when people get him agitated.

The year where they did remotely nothing at least captured in one promo how miserable “what are they gonna do next?” can overbite a gag that’s timidly fun in the first place. They always have that in mind if and when they try less.

He kicked through an invisible wall to smack the bitch out of a mime.

Does the shark fin prank thing at the hotel pools to startle the ladies.

Once had dinner with a shark.

The one thing that sets back Out of Commission would be Jimmy’s backup and escape being less realistic. The only acceptable way Salvatore could return to the franchise was through that asshat. That was always creatively planned, and my one gripe was people seeing all the others in the game pointing and laughing at Jimmy on purpose and thinking he was really a bad character because of that. If Jimmy was perceived as a joke in IV’s plot, Salvatore would be a paper thin cartoon in that setting. But if Salvatore was a respected villain in III’s plot even when equally paranoid, Pegorino would be a nightmare on the Portland side of Liberty.

My first choice I remember vividly was killing Darko. And how I remember after so long ago was the acting. You don’t get as grand of a performance from both Hollick and Zumwalt if you spare him. I chose Revenge every time. Every playthrough, that and killing Playboy are the two that never change. And while it’s true Rascalov was more threatening, saving Pegorino for last still fit thematically with everything said in the 1st mission about war. Niko and Jimmy lying to each other’s faces the second they met to solidify a partnership is how I imagine it was like trafficking for Bulgarin.

His favorite nighttime snack while playing Clue! is CHEEZ ITS.

Killing or sparing Darko is great because neither option will redeem Niko, but both options redeem Roman. That’s really the only time where neither player choice was a mistake. No scripted nagging and it’s perfectly clear why they even bothered staying cousins.

Sometimes he wishes he was a cupcake.

When the neighbors at the very end of the street visit him, he says to the littlest “that’s my recliner, dumbass!”