[classic swim]

He was one of the top “fuck your religion” heroes for me. And then nothing got better and generations will be brought up not having the slightest clue to shit that used to matter. He’s been gone long enough to where he’s no longer as sacred and his influence is sorta lost.

I’d say snuff films but that actually worked out once.

Demarco be fartfuckin the anime.

Rammed my cart into the back of some guy’s legs. Not my proudest moment but he was a dick and sometimes you gotta get your stupid ass a move-along.

Went the whole day not knowing they teased a new Mafia. Didn’t hate DE as I was playing but it was just Mafia 1 with the Mafia 3 engine. Feels like Take-Two puts full stock in cinematics and then the open world sometimes looks like a light bulb is in front of your screen.

Hot/warm soda isn’t the most appetizing by any means, but it’s fine if you’re chasing or just don’t feel like waiting an hour for a coke to get fully cold in the fridge. Orange Crush is great hot/warm but meh when refrigerated as intended.

Pretty neat. Although, this is my favorite cover of anything by far.

Hey, sexy mama... tickle my bald ass head for me...

Next time you make a deposit, lower your bald head onto her side of the counter for her to caress as she types in your information.

If your company can only run interviews by herding everyone in a smelly little room together, you have no say in what’s unprofessional other than yourself. If it’s not a 1-1 then the recruiter should be openly ridiculed and ashamed.

TiHYDP is too damn funny but I know it’s not really good for my ears for too long.

Waltz for Zizi. Nuff said.

“Hmm, what should I put on my lawn? Garden Gnomes, or a molester doll placed onto a pillory?”

Alright well what if the nostalgia blocks go away anyway and also no Family Guy? What then? I don’t see why FG has to be this ultimatum when Checkered could eventually fail on its own. Your nightmare FOX scenario is something they’re guaranteed to have already thought about, with or without the most popular choice.

Just let Adult Swim pick it back up. They both can be auto-pilot trash but Comedy Central’s the king of that and doesn’t need full dibsies.

Neo Ultra Mike singlehandedly ruined “I will say” for me. It’d always be followed by the most unintelligible fucking non points that would take up the entire page. Good debate, Carl Sagan. Hope he gets stuck in an Iron Lung so maybe he’ll stop fucking following me in places he’s not welcome.

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Did some childhood revisiting. Of all the gentrification and places that have gone to shit, my Blockbuster’s still in the exact same condition as when it closed down. Could still tell it was Blockbuster and I’m satisfied.

Flame wars aren’t real.

I spend 3.79 plus tax on one of these if coffee’s about that range.