[classic swim]

Fuck man. I blacked out hard. Fell onto the bed possibly 7PM and got up 7AM. The shade looking as close to the same as I left it.

ghostrek you should duct tape Buddy against the wall and make him eat cheeseburgers

I slept like shit and don’t trust myself leaving the oven on right now, so it might just be this champagne today.

Got Mr. Hoonie to tickle his walnuts while he was butt ass naked in the hot tub.

Will sing the Seight song upon his return.

Have I called Burt Reynolds an asshole already?

Any time I’ve been unfortunate enough to ask for a favor, a more dignified thing a friend could say would be “fuck you. I’m not doing this.” Makes me wish I could be that guy to accept an offer and repeatedly delay it to a day we both know won’t happen. But alas, I’m a man born with testicles + spinal cord, and can say “fuck you, no” the first time.

Got in trouble for comparing Mr. Hoonie to the Cowardly Lion.

Laughed at the waterman tumbling down the stairs.

It’ll be 500 dollars with a warped printed out cover at the retro shop if they even have it (they won’t) and you won’t play it on a NA PS2. Sooooooooooo... cool?

Oh ghostrek, you’re my little scheppie weppie.

15 years.

Gave a Dr. Seuss book to a woman at the DMV.

Last of Frankie Potts Files Just when it seems the Frankie has escaped detection, his good luck fails. Eddie Scarpa finds out that Frankie skimmed his delivery of Falcone's counterfeit cash. Frankie desperately tries to escape the situation - but he meets a bloody end.

Frankie Potts Files - Week Fifteen Frankie's attempt to plant the car bomb in Carlo Falcone's vehicle fails disastrously. He's caught in the act and has to shoot his way out. However, he manages to pin the blame on Berto, a low-level mobster who he guns down at a nearby diner. Frankie successfully convinces Eddie Scarpa that Berto confessed to being the rat. Eddie and the Dons of the three families seem to fall for the story... hook, line and sinker. The relieved Frankie celebrates in style, hailed as a hero by the gang.

Frankie Potts Files - Week Fourteen For days, the three families confer with the Commission at Don Vinci's Mona Lisa restaurant. As rumors circulate, Frankie is left on the outside looking in. It becomes clear that the families recognize that they have a rat in the fold. Everyone connected to the crime families comes under scrutiny. Frankie realizes he has a major problem. Even if his F.B.I. connections remain undiscovered, he fears that Eddie Scarpa will learn that he skimmed some of Falcone's counterfeit cash. He begs his F.B.I. handlers to pull him out of the situation as quickly as possible. However, extracting Frankie is impossible without exposing the unauthorized investigation. Instead, Frankie's handlers devise a dangerous plan. He is supposed to plant a car bomb and take out a major Mafia figure - creating a smokescreen of chaos that will enable his escape.

Frankie Potts Files - Week Thirteen Frankie's influence in the Falcone family wanes, possibly due to Joe Barbaro's dislike of him. Feeling an urgent need to act, Frankie devises a half-baked plan to sow discord among the gangs. He sends anonymous tips to heads of the three families, hinting at schemes and betrayals within the organization. He exposes Eddie Scarpa's excesses and sets up Henry Tomasino for arrest. Frankie's plan backfires spectacularly: instead of inciting suspicion among the three families, it drives them together. The families arrange a major meeting under the supervision of The Commission, the national Mafia organization with the final say in all disputes.

Frankie Potts Files - Week Twelve Under Eddie's orders, Frankie assists in grabbing a Greaser gang member named Jimmy. Gruesome torture forces Jimmy to reveal his gang's secrets. Frankie gets his hands bloody while disposing of the corpse in the Bay. Horrified by his role in the murder, Frankie goes on a binge and alarms his remaining F.B.I. allies with his incoherent reports.

Frankie Potts Files - Week Eleven Intrigued by Frankie's new street connections, Eddie Scarpa devises a plan. Falcone family accountant Harvey is a master counterfeiter. Under Eddie's orders, Frankie aids Harvey in printing a stack of fresh "cash" which they use to make an illegal deal with the Bombers. With the bogus money's serial numbers, the Falcone family is able to track down the suppliers. The trail of cash leads to a local gang called the Greasers. Unfortunately, Frankie has a hostile run-in with one of Eddie's closest allies, an up-and-comer named Joe Barbaro, who may prove to be a threat.

Frankie Potts Files - Week Ten Frankie receives bad news from his handlers at the Bureau: his whole operation has been officially cut off from all authorization. Freed from official scrutiny, his only mission is to create chaos among the gangs. On his own initiative, Frankie heads into the area controlled by the Bombers street gang. He befriends Eric, a beatnik lowlife, who helps him establish contacts on the street.

Frankie Potts Files - Week Nine At the Cathouse, Frankie overhears gossip about a building feud between Empire Bay's three major families. Clemente knows that someone stole his contraband - but he doesn't blame the Falcone organization. Instead, he suspects his old rival, the aging Don Franco "Frank" Vinci, a staunch traditionalist who disapproves of Clemente's activities. In recent years, Vinci's organization has declined as the aging Don takes more interest in his racehorses than in his criminal enterprises. Falcone's organization considers bucking Vinci's leadership in order to cash in on the illegal trade that Vinci frowns upon.

Frankie Potts Files - Week Eight When he successfully cracks Clemente's safe, Frankie discovers a bloodstained wallet belonging to the recently deceased Silvio. With hard evidence of the murder, Frankie knows he's found a sure path into the Falcone organization. He passes on the evidence to the enraged Eddie Scarpa, who vows revenge on the Clemente family. Frankie also discovers another surprise in the safe: contraband suggesting that Clemente is dabbling in illegal trade with one of Empire Bay's street gangs. Police raid one of the street gang's strongholds, possibly due to a tip from Eddie Scarpa.