Gnar Father of the Hard

Don’t pimp me around.

All the tiny babies, abreast in a book. Terrible hygiene. Wonderful resolve.

The most I can remember is Luuv banned me for no reason other than I was being a loudmouth.

Can I get redemption?

Yeah, just like that time you know….. sticky towels

Natural light is so much better than low light for taking pictures. I’m thinking about taking a picture of my dog but I want to pick up his eyes and smile. I hope the resolution on my screen is good enough

The pause that refreshes.

Well always remember, If you’re think that nothing is something.. then two nothings could be anything er 😒

No more time. Just one more time.

1 more. Whoa, 1 more.

That dude that impersonated my AI replicate back in 2009.

If only we could determine what it is that separates you from worldly desire of the testicular fortitude maybe I could help. I still got a few magic tricks here in my pants. I didn’t mean that the way you think. Oh smitty the world is closing in on me!

We shall travel o’er tame seas. With only the melancholy of the wind to guide us. May this quilt of our saviors protect you. It’s really only a messenger critique… Ta-da

I just started in on a pack, and it’s not even lunch time.

I should have 14 posts between my alts to hit 500. [1]. [2]. [3] [4] [5] [6]. [7]. [8]. [9]. [10]. [11] EDIT: Only nine more posts.

Hey everyone, I’m still drunk.

Boys from the South- Pistol Annies