Jump to content
UnevenEdge

The_annoying_on e

SwimIcon
  • Posts

    15402
  • Joined

  • Days Won

    155

Everything posted by The_annoying_on e

  1. People only want money from me when I don’t have it.
  2. Once worked as a party planner, but was fired for filling the piñatas with mayonnaise.
  3. Holy buffering, HBO Max! This almost isn’t worth it…
  4. Reddit sent me a notification saying that I mentioned myself in a comment. W-what??
  5. Is it too late for a refund?
  6. Started the world’s longest conga line inside of a Walgreen’s.
  7. Yeah. Back in 2018, I think. That’s what I read, anyway.
  8. There are also a lot of time zones to take into consideration.
  9. I’m still here, I guess.
  10. Purrs like a kitten whenever someone mentions Applebee’s.
  11. Why can’t some people communicate without shouting?
  12. Eats spaghetti with a spoon, one noodle at a time.
  13. Stouffer’s lasagna…whenever it gets ready.
  14. Called his local hardware store and asked if they sell cheeseburgers.
  15. Tells everyone that they should leave a mint on top of their refrigerator for good luck.
  16. Too many movie and TV plots these days are just insultingly dumbed down to the point that they’re not worth watching.
  17. Always uses a spatula in place of a spoon.
  18. I just want my dinner to hurry up and be done so my day can hurry up and be done.
×
×
  • Create New...