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The_annoying_on e

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Everything posted by The_annoying_on e

  1. Why would you text me that you’re on the way when you’re clearly not?
  2. Is the reigning and defending champion of Mah Jongg for seven years running.
  3. Earned a medical degree from playing the game of Operation.
  4. Wants to rub baby oil all over every bald head he sees.
  5. Wants me to make an anchovy milkshake.
  6. Is planning a trip to Jupiter soon.
  7. Puts mustard on apple pie.
  8. A really horrible movie on Tubi that’s barely over an hour long really shouldn’t have commercial breaks every 10-15 minutes.
  9. Burger King, I guess. I have virtually nothing to eat in my house and nothing sounds good.
  10. Sells ass scratchers on the street corner with Mr. Hoonie.
  11. Wants to go on a road trip with the original cast of Barney and Friends.
  12. Is president of the Rick Astley fan club.
  13. I was today years old when I learned that Redditors don’t like Chuck Norris jokes, even though the OP was the one who asked for them. Oh well. I can handle a few useless downvotes.
  14. Wrote a script for Gigli 2, but was banned from show biz for it.
  15. Made an ice sculpture of Andre The Giant.
  16. All I wanted to do was find something stupid to watch before I crash out. But no, my WiFi has to go out once again.
  17. Week of my birthday and I randomly have a vicious cold. Why the fuck not?
  18. Fried pork chops, mac & cheese, and black eyed peas with snaps & bacon.
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