pail

??? *glug glug glug glug glug*

Take it easy, mang. You don't wanna get a visit from Sir Ghostis.

*throws a bottle of Aquafina at you* I give up.

smh You're never gonna improve with that attitude. Quick, someone fix her up with a pina colada served inside a coconut shell.

You just need to be trained. We'll get you started off with a bottle of Fireball. It's cinnamon flavored.

BuddyRoe: Secretly is Shaq. Spends his time here in between doing commercials for General auto insurance. Uses ellipses with restraint. Hates to post here but lurks 24/7. Has a box of tissues and petroleum jelly next to the landline phone in his "fortress of solitude" for when Fuggs calls. Has chill. Picks the pepperonis off his pizza.

smh Trust me, bro. Voodoo is the way to goodoo.

I had the same thought... But didn't the android in Prometheus get destroyed or something? Plus if there are androids there would probably be a lot of similar looking androids right? Like a company makes a car model and they all look the same. So maybe it's a different android.

I'd like the jalapeno fans to line up. Line up for a paddlin'.

That's such a girly drinking counter. Too many add ons, sweeteners, splashers and ornamental bull instead of a single bottle of aged whiskey, whiskey glasses, and a bucket of ice.

Warm fuzzy feelings. Mmm.

My favorite is Voodoo, personally. All the other ones are kinda meh in my opinion. I haven't tried many others but none of them compared to Voodoo. Voodoo all the way, baby. I couldn't find a pic w/ all the flavors.... *shrug*

Well, since I can't drink alcohol on my antibiotic regimen I decided that the next logical choice would to be to just get as blasted as possible on Klonopin. Because it gives you pretty much the same feeling of being inebriated without the caustic metabolic rigor of the more destructive and potentially aggravating route of administration via drinking.

Just get a pair 'dem Beats wireless headphones. 3 hours... damn... Even my lawn starting to get a fade...

There was a cover in this trailer? I didn't even notice. Yeah, it does look pretty terrible. And considering it's probably not going to tie-in with Prometheus, yeah: pointless. Plus they're revealing like 4 deaths in the trailer. Wtf.

This better tie-in to Prometheus, god dammit.

I wonder when Ouya TwoA is coming out.

You ever read his manifesto? Yeah me neither. I hear it's fascinating though. And by fascinating I mean autistic.

I can't drink for a couple weeks because I'm on antibiotics.

I am disappoint.

There's still 11 days of Channakuh left tho.

It was pretty good, I guess. I liked it until it just became a commercial for Imagine Dragons and Lollapalooza 2014. But that's what happens when MTV finances your movie.

Get outta here Dewey, you don't want no part of this shit.

https://youtu.be/SbLIWszVc2Y?t=35s