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Maybe I just subconsciously can't watch Val Kilmer in a film unless he's portraying Batman. Maybe the movie just sucks. Has anyone finished this movie? Does anyone else think Jim Morrison is, like, overrated? Like really, really overrated? I mean he was just a singer who drank himself to death.

Section 8?

Fuck no.

It's a double entendre, get it? It's an outdoor event and [as] fans are known for indulging in the marijuanas. Do you get it? Ahyuck.

I've never been stabbed on a date.

Yeah, well. I hear Vegas has not only fear but loathing as well.

Rag and a stick brah.

I ain't wanna hear shit from no self-righteous pothead.

That's an... oddly specific .gif...

I took a couple Unisom. Should be able to catch a few hours sleep tonight. Been busting my ass at work though so those four hours or so ain't gonna make getting up any easier.

Building castles in the sky. Just the two of us. You and I.

Also keep having "micro sleeps". Fucking Adderall, man.

It's your call. Giving Dane the time of day is like buying a 4-pack for a homeless person without the awkward exchange about wanting to buy a hotdog. You get nothing out of it and he gets a fleeting recess from his lonely, meaningless existence.

Bullshit. We all know you'd make your boytoy lick it off.

If he did it would just keep stretching... There's no stopping it! It's an EMD!

But what about when he is...

Just put him on your Ignore list.

Do you think Stretch Armstrong stretches... You know... Down there? Too?

She's been in a bunch of stuff. Memento is the only one that comes to me immediately.

I've been meaning to ask for awhile; is that Carrie Anne Moss in your profile pic? Kinda hard to tell because it's compressed.

Huh, never heard this one. I'll have to try it at work tomorrow with some measuring tape.

Try it for yourself. You don't have to be a gymnast to check this out for yourself.

Heel to toe, your foot is the same length are your forearm.

Is that a buck in the rut?

Hey!