argylepancakez

contemplating

nice gerbil

it's kylo ren. thank you!

i'm still friends with projecthero, irfg, pyrometal, diabolical-jazz, aligatorjane, cix, callmesabrina, and a bunch more on fb. and more too but they are already here! wonder what detroitred and hubbbbbb are up to tho.

grandpa odin!!! omg

makes me happy

JACKIE!!!! thnxxx bb

they hated jesus for he told the truth

the name sounds so made up (it is). like Republic City in TLoK

so fucking sad

no godfather, no boondock saints, no fight club, no taxi driver. basically nothing a boring ass c tier film bro would salivate over.

*beep boop beep* heyyyyy xi it’s ya girl

i’m gonna call up pres xi and tell him rn

watch paranormal home inspection instead. it’s much worse

that is way past grandma’s bedtime

argylefatcakez

oh how awful :(((

wait what?????

uhhhhh it was red lmao. it’s called sweet berry wine so i’m guessing sweet?!

does that amount of oreos NOT make your poop black? do you consume so many oreos that your body is used to the volume of oreos that your poop has balanced out? what would happen if you stopped eating oreos? your poop would be white. it’s like when flamingos don’t eat that special pink shrimp, they turn white

i’m just trying to be hip and cool with the youthz

that’s a paddlin

he’s like a gourmand now, i think i he has a cookbook coming out. the vineyard is Las Jaras wines. im not a wine drinker rnormally so i can’t tell you if it was better than your average wine lol. but it tasted like wine and got me sleepy!

is your poop black