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I wasn't quoting a song it's been cloudy for like three days straight.

It's too early for drunk karaoke.

...Who?

I remember seeing the white dude on some late night show several years ago and Zola Jesus was probably trying to get that nut cause she kept yowling every now and then like just off to the side of the performance. Kinda gave me Yoko Ono vibes but he probably hit it and quit it like I mean she has a tight little Russian body but she is def cray-cray she moved to Seattle and was on KEXP and Cheryl Waters was like "Isn't Seattle so awesome?" and they were hen-necking like cult members so yeah basically the Pacific NW is full of hipster weirdo progressives. Meow the Jewels was a little one note, but the fact that they committed to the bit for the whole album earns my respect.

Still better than having several feline sociopaths that will try to start eating you the moment they detect a cessation in vital signs, eh?

They're gonna tear down some statue of a Civil War hero probably. Smh.

I mean is there sunlight anywhere in the US? Christ.

This cloud is cartoonishly huge. The WHOLE state! C'mon man.

SERIOUSLY I HAVEN'T SEEN THE SUN IN LIKE THREE F*CKING DAYS!!!

>Tropical Storm Cristobal >Tracking straight North >But first... >*hot, relieving piss all over Florida* >"Ahhhhhhhhhhhh....." Seriously though this is bullsh*t. Feels like a sauna outside and I want to see the sun again f**king d*mmit.

Fucking ass.

I can go get a Baja Blast at the grocery store right now if I wanted. Whatchu talking 'bout Willis?

I was just thinking the other day about how I haven't seen a Sobe in a long time. I'd look to see if they went out of business but I'm too lazy.

Didn't the commercials have hot bikini babes in them singing? Or was that Fanta? Eh.

Enjoy your visit. Stay away from me.

UR WORDS R MEEN! 😢

Stalkerific.