Greeny

Like I said before, if this girl acted 21 at all I wouldn't be interested in the slightest.

Should I bring protection or is this not like that?

She's not bad looking. *googles durians*

I like the way you think.

He looks great for 78. No homo.

I was mostly just giving him shit with that question. She legitimately is more mature (and probably more responsible) than I am, which probably says more about me than it does her. Regardless, if she reminded me of the typical 21 year olds I've known I wouldn't even consider it. Not that I'm actually going to ask her out anyway. I'm just pretty sure she'd say yes if I did, and not gonna lie, it's nice to think about.

So an 80 year old and a 90 year old is too much?

That's why they're called corrective lenses.

Yoda? Is that you?

Why would I care? We're talking about my friend. But no, I wouldn't care.

What do you know?

No one cares what you think!

Shit this is fun.

Shave dry like a man.

Every 21 year old I've ever known other than her was annoying as hell.

She's definitely more mature than m....Treeny.

That's true.

Rules shmules.

Asking for my friend Treeny.

If you're going to waste your money anyway, why not waste it on a college education for your daughter instead?

Fuck you.

Wear a MAGA hat. You'll probably get punched in the face, too, but oh well.

If I cared about living I'd probably do that.

I haven't seen a doctor since my senior year of high school. If something's wrong with me I don't want to know about it.

Fuck I'm old. Uncle Buck. Easily.