Greeny
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Welcome to the 20th century.
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That's right.
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Your dad sounds alright.
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Sick.
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I probably won't fall asleep at all. I fall asleep more behind the wheel driving to work than I do when I'm trying to sleep.
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I'm off my rocker.
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I'm thinking about going to bed because I can't feel lonely if I'm asleep.
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I'm getting you night vision goggles for Christmas.
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I'm lazy enough not to.
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Free country my ass. They can trespass on your property just because they're "with the city".
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It's not harassment if you like it.
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Are you ready to CQC a motherfucker too?
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I like your lawyer.
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It's horseshit that they can fine you. At least pay the property tax if you're going to dictate what I do or don't with it as long as it's nothing illegal.
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Well you probably shouldn't anyway. I'm a terrible influence.
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I turn into Solid fucking Snake when someone knocks on my door. I go prone and peek out the windows.
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I beat you there too. I'm a literal hermit other than going to work.
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This motherfucker always trying to one-up me.
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Did you try telling them to fuck off?
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Get your own thing. Being grotesque is mine.
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I'm hideous.
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Yeah, fuck that. Let that shit grow. Or just get astroturf.
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Especially ugly ones.
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Do you at least have a riding mower?
