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Greeny

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  1. I turn into Solid fucking Snake when someone knocks on my door. I go prone and peek out the windows.
  2. I beat you there too. I'm a literal hermit other than going to work.
  3. This motherfucker always trying to one-up me.
  4. Did you try telling them to fuck off?
  5. Get your own thing. Being grotesque is mine.
  6. I'm hideous.
  7. Yeah, fuck that. Let that shit grow. Or just get astroturf.
  8. Especially ugly ones.
  9. Do you at least have a riding mower?
  10. I probably should interact with a human being at some point. But nah.
  11. Be safe out there.
  12. No bus this time. But there's always next week.
  13. Fuck that.
  14. Now I just have to make it through work without jumping in front of a bus and then I can enjoy my weekend.
  15. Amirite?
  16. Which is exactly why I told them.
  17. There's a Klondike bar in my pants.
  18. Not this desperate.
  19. Hell yeah.
  20. I make you hang out with me until you kill yourself.
  21. I don't think I did it right.
  22. It's ok to like The Lion King but this is taking it too far.
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