Greeny

Spaghetti and garlic bread.

I'm fucking hungry but it's too early for dinner.

I skipped most of last week and only lost 3 more lbs. Still progress I suppose.

I'm thinking I should finally finish Valkyria Chronicles 4.

Ham, potatoes and cauliflower.

It's a school night.

Thousand Arms for the PS1.

YOU'RE GETTING A DILDO!

Fine. You get a dildo.

I don't see what she's going to add to my juggling but ok.

I'm thinking about starting an Onlyfans. Would you subscribe?

I'll go but I'm not coming back.

I keep my eye out but haven't seen anything except either ancient ones or ones that are in terrible condition. Ebay and the like are out of the question because the shipping is insane.

Oompa Loompas were actually just dwarves that Wonka held hostage and painted orange. He forced the other dwarves to mine jewels for him or he'd have the Oompa Loompas tortured and murdered in one of his death machines. The chocolate factory was just one big money laundering scheme.

I want a CRT tv so bad. I just don't have room for one at the moment. Plus they're getting expensive.

They put it in their shows because it's something most people can relate to so it keeps viewers engaged and improves ratings. If viewers can't relate to the characters they won't tune in.

Bad parenting.

Fleshlights for everyone!

I couldn't think of a better investment.

Clever enough.

Exactly.

Blah blah blah. Give up. I win.

Don't worry. I'll blow it on something stupid and/or pointless.

Don't get me started.

We're fucking pathetic.