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Thousand Arms for the PS1.

YOU'RE GETTING A DILDO!

Fine. You get a dildo.

I don't see what she's going to add to my juggling but ok.

I'm thinking about starting an Onlyfans. Would you subscribe?

I'll go but I'm not coming back.

I keep my eye out but haven't seen anything except either ancient ones or ones that are in terrible condition. Ebay and the like are out of the question because the shipping is insane.

Oompa Loompas were actually just dwarves that Wonka held hostage and painted orange. He forced the other dwarves to mine jewels for him or he'd have the Oompa Loompas tortured and murdered in one of his death machines. The chocolate factory was just one big money laundering scheme.

I want a CRT tv so bad. I just don't have room for one at the moment. Plus they're getting expensive.

They put it in their shows because it's something most people can relate to so it keeps viewers engaged and improves ratings. If viewers can't relate to the characters they won't tune in.

Bad parenting.

Fleshlights for everyone!

I couldn't think of a better investment.

Clever enough.

Exactly.

Blah blah blah. Give up. I win.

Don't worry. I'll blow it on something stupid and/or pointless.

Don't get me started.

We're fucking pathetic.

Had a family get-together at my dad's. Burgers, dogs, assorted salads, a fruit bowl and a slab of cheesecake.

Idk. I really wanna get laid and have no social skills whatsoever. But what I do have is $300.

The new Armored Core DOES come out in a couple weeks. And Battle Bit Remastered looks pretty fun. I also thought about getting Ratchet and Clank.

I don't want anything that nice. I want to save most of it but splurge a little on something reasonable.

That stuff's already covered. This is basically extra money because I never expected to see it. And he still owes me another 300.

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