UncomfortableGoatee

no i mean this kind

no that's what cau wants i just want a guy who not afraid to stand up for the ice cold taste of Coors Light

i'm a giver

im more of a top really, unless it's a special occasion, like going to see the latest rob schneider adam sandler movie, or something

where are you getting this intel from. Do you have a man on the inside?

my hands are wet

well i dont see why that has anything to do with it...

it's everything

why did you post a reeses cup gif in my blake shelton thread?

ah yea, thats the good stuff right there am i the only one getting sweaty?

me too, i really think it's a winner, a slam dunk, if you will.

what are you talking about. this thread is for discussing Blake Shelton and related products

i don't

i was just about to say something in the same vain lol

im extremely serious

@Rogue_Alphonse im very happy with all the edits tyty

what about rock candy would that make the turkey good

do you guys like Blake Shelton and how much is it poisoning our children?

the one with the bearded guy with bright lights who likes children

the one with the booze

my stepmom stuffs it with rice and spices junk. (she's Asian). ill try and sneak a cinnamon stick or two in there this year.

Tbh, the grandma version is salvageable, depending on the severity of the matriarchy. However Dad and Jesus ruined Christmases are strictly irreversible, unless you get through to the courts for appeal, but lord knows they're up to their necks in lawsuits by then. It's in the bible, I seent it.

the only people capable of ruining Christmas are dad grandma and Jesus