UncomfortableGoatee

you know, initially it wasnt even supposed to be noodles, i was using sticks and leaves from outside, but they kept falling off and now my desk smells like a campfire

it was inside you all along

thanks, i used lipstick not lipstick instead of glue because i like to think outside the box

i'd rather play mousetrap, which is saying something, cause that game is garbáge

so what happens if they all get collected by the same person? Do they win something?

I always knew you'd make a great bus driver

Need some critique

mustache

sooooooo youve gotta use that 2500 to throw a B I T C H I N kegger!!!

but was it in vr?

hell yea!! are you bringing your 10 gallon hat?

hairball

RIDING OUT ON A HORSE IN A STAR SPANGLED RODEO

Someone gone done went and made a forum for country music legend Glen Campbell http://www.glencampbellforums.com/ and well folks, i gotta say, THIS is where the real action is! Time to make a move if you ask me.

licks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_zqyQN6NnuY glen campbell makes me feel like im driving through a field of corn in the sunshine

milk

pineapple and pizza go together like equality and the gulag

i didnt do any of that, but you're welcome

Shit was strange, took like 7 hours cause of all the lifters and moving equipment around and stuff but it was awesome. Many strong mens and womens hoisting and heaving, grunting and yelling like big silly brutes. Pretty cool stuff, definitely a sport that's relatively easy to get into, and you don't really have to have a background in sports, (although i do). i ended with a 1206lbs total @178lbs bodyweight squat:424 bench:297 deadlift:485 Missed abunch of lifts, and ive done better on all three in the gym, but it's a weird and crazy fun thing to do it all on the same day with abunch of rules and and judges and stuff. I highly recommend especially if you like hoisting iron or if you want to start, there's free programs and tips all over the web and federations all over :{D

BAAHM-BAAAHHHM!!!!!!!!!

sounds.......saucy

haha neverrrrr never gotten one as a cook, never gotten one as a dishwasher....servers get them sometimes though

maybe ill find a hundred dollar bill in a coffee mug or something

THAT DOESNT COUNT YOU HAVE TO CHOOSE