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Okay, Ill uh start unloading the oranges one at a time. 1. 2. 3. 4. *squeezes an orange onto the mattress Like this?

Which one?

*sighs and reviews documents on clipboard "Back that ass up and try Burger King down the street for a free Wendys Jr."

So, I see you're finally ready to inject the human. *puts on gloves But in all seriousness, even though its rough today, it will get better. You're pushing through this shit how you can and that is okay. https://tenor.com/view/george-costanza-seinfeld-gif-13289020

Precious pupper protecc 😢

I can't tell if this is playful banter or we are just spiraling down the toilet of life. [Seinfeld joke]

So is knowledge truly power?

I wish I could fap where I want at home ifyouknowwhatImean. 😏

You people?

Alright. *hoists 17 crates of parrots at once onto shoulders Wow, is this pyramid made of pure gold?

OH NOOOOOOOOOO 😂😂😂

Welp.

And a haircut is a change in hair! My god, I am starting to understand something.

Or we could just burn it to the ground. 😂😏

We will all hope so.

But what if we were all bald?

Welcome to the new frontier, Rogue.

Oh am I to understand this is a burn of some sort?

Yes, different combinations yield different results: 2 virgins and 1 old person = Carrot Top hair 1 old person = Dick Cheney. Well you fucked up.

He's like HEY HAVE YOU SEEN MY NEW HAIRLINE? [punchline]