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This is the excuse Ive always needed to eat ass more freely or feel free to eat more ass or uh feel more free in my ass eating pursuits 😋

Grapefruit juice and whiskey with a little splash of grenadine is good too. And probably good when youre sick.

Jackie Chan can eat my ass

I want to downvote this so bad, but yeah you got me to groan.

Guy Fieri style

Cant I just have my watered down whiskey in peace? 😂 But really, its just an excuse to drink a lot of whiskey without feeling like an alcoholic.

You can emote deez nuts

I mean I hear you, its fucked.

I eat 2/3 meals no meat, but no Im not completely a vegetarian. Its a long term plan.

Yall are seriously in here trolling me. 🤣😂

Nop

Probably part of some rich people cult shit. Tried to find a still of when Shinobu loses his shit at the cult mansion where they were torturing demons in YYH. Unsuccessful.

Are those jokes actually getting laughs?

K

Definitely top 10 of most infuriated Ive been in my life. And its always a call about vital shit that for some reason you cant just do online and then they have to tell you 8 million times as you wait "DID YOU KNOW, YOU CAN FIND MOST ANSWERS ONLINE AT WWW..." Fuck that shit forever

Also its a wet peepee slab

Turkey having an existential crisis

wat

Now that you say that I can see a tomato headed guy beating up the figure in The Scream by Munch.

Never reached a point where you couldn't afford meat?

Have you gotten the one where you wait on hold for 30 minutes and they straight up give you a robot voice "No one is available right now" and it hangs the fuck up?