I couldn't sleep last night.
My phone kept going off and i was too lazy to turn it off. Come to find out it's some dickbag i stopped talking to ages ago and he decided to apologize for being a dickbag at 2 in the morning. It was mean...but i just gave a "Why are you messaging me?" And just blocked his number.
Ever get random texts in the middle of the night?
Waxed, shaved, full blown chewbacca?
I like to get brazillian waxes. That covers the vagina and chocolate star fish. I am a butthole bleacher as well.
Men, do you have a preference?
Discuss.