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UnevenEdge

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  1. Ok you have made your point so far... but one more thing... where do we find the time to pursue our dreams if we have to already work the jobs we hate?
  2. I've felt that way about psychiatrists. Have no remorse when firing a bad doctor- say to their face "fuck you" and find a new one. They took the goddamn Hippocratic oath for fuck's sake.
  3. fapping on the morning is the worst way to start the day. Its drains the energy for the rest of the day. Never fap in the morning!
  4. Ric don't feel bad, I am also resigned to a life of basement dwelling and pillow fucking.
  5. Its too late for Ric. Hes already resigned to a life of final fantasy games, twinkies, and pg-13 pseudo hentai. And you haven't properly responded to Doom's question. What is the point in pursuing your dreams if you don't even have the time to do so? What is the point of sacrifice and effort if there isn't the time to accomplish?
  6. How else are you gonna admire your vag in the mirror?
  7. Yeah dude that is a great point. I was kind of thinking along those lines^ Also fate/destiny/luck probably plays a role.
  8. Wow... I have... nothing to say. owo
  9. What the fuck is that thing???
  10. Ok show me the money first. (puts on latex rubber gloves and nurses outfit)
  11. Yeah 1/3 means you are assuming I am gonna live until 90. And its not as easy as it sounds. I am starting from square uno at age 30. uno! And who really ever did become great late? you tell me. great late! I want a list!
  12. Edit: The Hurricaine crap taste even worse i think.
  13. The lowest of the low here is Colt 45. The brothas seem to like it. O0
  14. Try pulling your penis all the way down between your balls. I call that the man-vag.
  15. fuggz pussy? That thing sucks in star ships.
  16. Why? All you gotta do is stick your face in a pussy. O0 Any retard can do that. O0
  17. Phillies

    Beard dreams

    I have a few hairs on my balls!
  18. Gary Oldmen's Vagina
  19. Unevenedge's offical gyno doctor. And I'd have plenty of work O0
  20. I think my only complant is that its slow. I felt the same way about Golem (which I also think is a fairly decent pokemon). Speed counts, infact I would say Speed might even be one of the most important stats of the game. The quick pikamen with good special attacks cause a shit ton of damage in the right spots.
  21. Also Cloyster looks like a big nice Vag.
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