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UnevenEdge

Phillies

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  1. I like putting the mattress on the floor.. the bed frame just shakes and creaks when I fap. Bed frames are pointless.
  2. i accidentally flushed my car keys down the toilet. Had to take the entire thing off to get to the trap- broke the entire toilet, it fractured.
  3. Phillies

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    :fap:
  4. Leave some room in the coffin for a pillow :'(
  5. Candy? Is that what your prison boy friend was calling you? I don't like it </3
  6. *cue kudasai and -1
  7. Phillies

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    It means you need me to help come over and screw it back in
  8. +1
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