Phillies

So you were smoking AND drinking Jack this whole time??

what games you playing?

With a polar bear???

Zeni's ego is bigger then the polar bear though.

COCKS

Zeni can't find love on either side. What are we gonna do with Zeni??

No they both had penises is what I'm saying. But the black "female" was dressing that way in public which I found a bit odd.

I knew this old black lady was 70 still smoking crack. She used to sell me her pain pills. And da one day I took a hit of the crack pipe. I was like damn nigga.

But the "girl" dressed like a girl which is transgender i think? In public , It was a white dude and the female was black (not sure if race is any factor here but I found it strange)

explain this one to me... this dude in rehab was gay and for all intents and purposes seemed rational. But his boyfriend was actually trying to dress as a girl, talked like a girl and was I am assuming the "girl" in the relationship. So what is the name for this?

most vitamin pills suck

Yeah and the steak needs to be marinated in Leeks. and for dessert- Leek ice cream.

There is this gay restaurant near my house. It has awesome food but the whole male staff is totally gay. So naturally of course gay people (mostly men) go there to eat. I've seen a few times a certain demographic going on- And older dude is dating a younger dude but the age gap is way to big... so this makes sense...

that looks like parsley^ waifu doesn't putt out if she doesn't like what I cook

I thought mochi was the queen, I mean King of gay knowledge. He once told me one time gay guys refer to their butt holes as pussys. This went under the bottle cap of a snapple and I respected him ever since.

ask mochi

Well he does have a big ego. So technically if you attach a pussy to his ego...

Well I think it was going in the soup anyhow.

What if Zeni really was the pussy though??

not me.

Clean my room. I'll pay you in grass.

Whats an airport?