Rogue_Alphonse

My last phone had 9 screens at $21 a pop so I didn't mind... and my 7 feels pretty stout compared to my 6. Plus the finish is satin. Plus I'm a lot more careful now than I was before XD

Of course! I’m not sure what dates yet or how my schedule looks..: and I’m pretty sure on the way back I’ll have a dismantled Chevy 400 in the back of the Jeep... but I’ll find out as it approaches 🤣

I’ll be in Philly mid November as in I’ll be passing thru NYC around the time

Here’s a lazy ass ass pic since I got new underwear.

I can wear a skin tight suit.. but the rust doesn't bother me, I got a chunk of rust in my eye today

Definitely. I like how kinky this is getting.

in bed?

what's this "we" shit?

WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN

I have a nicer everything than you

A sexy weasel.

I do enjoy not being the width of a range.

I have 32" doors... oof you might be right.

You can't even get into my house.

@1938 Packard I found a guest to enjoy your gourmet cooking!

I do love the pathetic attempts at trying to look like the good guy. Everyone here knows exactly what kind of person you are, but go ahead... keep on entertaining.

He was Mario Mario.

The plumbing is natural gas blackpipe.

I'm being nice by stating true facts, rather than insults.

I've seen some shitty trolling but just wow. I almost want to feel sorry for you. Also, I appreciate you finding me a handsome, attractive guy... but I don't use tanning salons... I go to the beach. you have no idea how nice I've been lately.

but it's Hank Hill instead.

Crabapples all over the goddamn sidewalk

Oh it does. More redline time than a rental

Whatever happened to IB?

Still is