Rogue_Alphonse

Your gross ass gets desperate hot off the plane military guys who just found out their wife had been fucking their non-military best friend the whole time they were gone, but neither will admit it because "gotta keep secrets and keep the marriage together for the kids" so they just deal.

Religion is bullshit. and you suck and lie... your god must not have liked you much considering the way you look...

God hates "The Gays". And I'll never be rich, I own too much shit I need to maintain. But I have places to live and transportation and things to do for fun so... I'll take what I have.

Nah there's just a mad cow running loose

BYE

Nor did I. Though i can change it for you...

proof.

BYEEEEE

Well now he can't... and it wasn't my doing.

You realize I know it's you, Zeni...

Sheesh maybe this kind of awkwardness is why I end up in so many threesomes

And I'm hosting a smol party over the weekend... TIME TO BINGE! Except tomorrow during the day... if i have time I have suspension upgrades to do.

not this time

They all shop at Walmart anyway...

No. Kmart wouldn't be in the sad state they are in if this was the norm. My grandmother retired early from Kmart in the 90s. Granted, she was a big wig... she got out at the right time. Also I was going to ask the same thing. Maybe The Amish are what is keeping Kmart afloat.

No one buys $450 of shit at Kmart in 2019. Or 2018.

and so far since Monday, I'm at about 130 and will rack up another 116 just for work tomorrow. It's almost like me owning this Jeep means ALL OF THE MILES and anyone else who has owned it barely put miles on it at all... not that I mind, the engine will go forever and I have heated seats

Me car parts.

The whole deal came about because I mentioned boiling chicken a little bit (totally brain farted on the term though both then as well as right now) to speed up the cooking process or whatever Said user came in and explained it in much better detail. Mind you this *all* came up because OP can't cook chicken apparently.

I actually like this idea.

I am gonna miss the fact that my factory cat is hollow and I have no check engine light though

Hey look, it's brand new! \ And the entire system was about $150.

So then, why do you continue to come back? Looks like you're the real idiot here.

I know you want to be just like me, but this is just taking it too far.