Uh, no I did not.
I told you that your reason for leaving was stupid, yes. I told you in drunken excitement to join on April Fools, yes. I did not "literally say", "Stop getting on TC and get back on the boards."
And if it seems like I am ever "sitting and waiting" while I am on TC, 99.8% of the time I actually am on another tab and not currently paying much attention.