I couldn't help myself.
This is only about 1/4 done, though. I have lots more to organize and put together, including altering the lighting because oh my god who needs 47,000 watts of light in a room the size of an average bedroom
I threw a rubber band on this old Technics SL-B2 turntable I found, and its a wee bit too tight.
Imagine Grandmaster Flash - Fly Girl slowed down by 0.75 on Youtube, but with the pitch also lowered due to lack of speed.
My favorite snap to you was me texting you and spelling out my entire number because I couldn't access my number pad, JUST for you to tell me I already had yours
I could say I am kind of in the same boat (because it's all just pansexual life for me) but I still can accidentally fool even the best gaydar equipped people into thinking I am totally straight, by accident. -_'