André Toulon Posted May 21, 2017 Posted May 21, 2017 This.....This shit right here. Rolling around in bed, periodically opening my laptop or checking my phone searching for any human activity. Here's the real shitty part.......I've decided to change my diet up.......Whole grain foods, veggies, fruit, leaner meats....All that jazz........Everything in my kitchen requires prep and cooking. The only snacks in there are shit that the kids eat but I don't (on purpose) like fuit rollups, gummies, rice kripie treats....That bullshit so not only am I bored, stoned and lazy.....I'm fucking starving. Ate a turkey dog on wheat bread and Jesus Christ there has never been a less satisfying snack. Also coming to terms with the fact that I really hate the part after drinking where your body is hot no matter how cold you have it in your house........Also that I don't have much fun here unless someone is around for me troll. Oh, and Project X Zone gets really old really fast on new game plus because you're either too OP for the campaign now, and too shit tier for the challenge stages, so you have no choice but to grind through the campaign again just to level up. How fucking awful is Tracy Morgan......This is my second time trying to sit through his special but my GOD I wish he had gotten killed.......How did he manage to make a career in comedy......At the risk of sounding homophobic, I really can't imagine he made it this far without sucking a dick or two.........Kinda miss when Bucket would sit up and play words with me all night but meh, don't really even want to do that. Meh, Mini Wheats it is I guess.
NaBarney Posted May 21, 2017 Posted May 21, 2017 Watch the new Norm McDonald special, I promise it's good.
André Toulon Posted May 21, 2017 Author Posted May 21, 2017 Watch the new Norm McDonald special, I promise it's good. Man, I like really hate Norm.......His only role I ever liked was Lil' Chubby on MNiE, but wth, not like I'm doing anything until the beer store opens back up. I assume it's on Netflix?
NaBarney Posted May 21, 2017 Posted May 21, 2017 Yeah. Watch as much as you can stand and post a review. If you hate him going in I'm not sure that it'll change your mind but he's pretty unhateable imo, he's just genuinely dumb.
André Toulon Posted May 21, 2017 Author Posted May 21, 2017 Yeah. Watch as much as you can stand and post a review. If you hate him going in I'm not sure that it'll change your mind but he's pretty unhateable imo, he's just genuinely dumb. This is working out well......Maybe I don't hate Norm and I just hated his show he had back in the 90s because this deadpan fucker is cracking me up. Nice rec, nab.
Sawdamizer Posted May 21, 2017 Posted May 21, 2017 Here's a thing.... I'm drunk. http://you.regettingold.com
Sawdamizer Posted May 21, 2017 Posted May 21, 2017 And this.... turn the sound on..... my life is spiraling out of control. http://chickenonaraft.com
André Toulon Posted May 21, 2017 Author Posted May 21, 2017 Here's a thing.... I'm drunk. http://you.regettingold.com Jesus christ, I was 16 when Pokemon came out.......I thought this was part of my childhood but in reality I was just a fucking nerd.......This is also when I lost my virginity so thank god for that because if not for these 2 polarizing events happening within that same year, I'd have grown up to be Ghostrek.
André Toulon Posted May 21, 2017 Author Posted May 21, 2017 And this.... turn the sound on..... my life is spiraling out of control. http://chickenonaraft.com But....Why? It's like meatspin but....Well, you know.
Sawdamizer Posted May 21, 2017 Posted May 21, 2017 But....Why? It's like meatspin but....Well, you know. I thought it was a jaunty tune.
André Toulon Posted May 21, 2017 Author Posted May 21, 2017 I'm scared of Germany......Germany decided to go to war, and who did they choose to go to war with?......THE WORLD! And you would think this would have lasted 5 seconds, you know the world just goes over and beats Germany but nah, it was CLOSE! > > > > > > > 1
NaBarney Posted May 21, 2017 Posted May 21, 2017 Now Jerome, I gotta ask ya Is there any way you could include in the contract, that I'm sad? You're the good person in this story, I'm the one who goes from town to town leaving conflagrations and piles of ashes that used to be human beings! Sure, maybe I'll go to bed... Or maybe I'll be out buying kerosene all night! Norm's great, glad you liked it.
NaBarney Posted May 21, 2017 Posted May 21, 2017 It's on YouTube at the moment. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=bPaqxkgNQIc
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