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Go out there and fuck a mom to show them how much you appreciate them getting down with the D.

 

What will you be doing for your moms?

 

I think I drunk glitter bombed my mom the other day.... I hate her and she hates me... so I doubt I'll hear about the results... but I was charged $24.99 for the service and shipping....

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I'm working in a couple hours and my mother is not a sentimental woman. I said "happy mommas day" and she said "thank you my dear." And thats about it. But I've been buying all sorts of stuff for her yard and porch the last few weeks, so meh.

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