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..not unusual...cept they don't know what it is...it sure as hell doesn't look like a squid or a whale ...

 

 

http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/enormous-sea-creature-found-decomposing-on-indonesian-beach/ar-BBB3S0h?li=BBmkt5R&ocid=spartanntp

 

 

...yeah i'm moving further inland...fuck that noise...I've seen this movie and played this game ...first the black guy dies, then the great ones resurrect the fetus of a large dead half fish woman and the baby proceeds to then whip my ass into strands of sinew and muscle with a sharpened femur bone....

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In February, a giant, white-haired covered blob washed up on a shore in the Philippines, weighing in at more than 4,000 pounds. Some suggested it could be a species previously unknown to man.

 

 

In Montauk, Long Island, in 2008, a bizarre looking creature was crowned the “Montauk Monster” after nobody could identify what species it came from. Some scientists suggested the beaked and sharp-toothed creature could have been a decomposing raccoon, while others asserted it was some form of sea creature. Unfortunately, someone stole the animal and made off with it before scientists could conclusively identify it.

 

 

Both those made me laugh for some reason^

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really? laugh?  this kind of shit scares the crap out of me ...I mean seriously ...giant creatures from the deep and unknown spaces of the earth showing up for all to see as a bloating corpse? it's only a matter of time before the living ones start showing up...

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The sea creatures of the deep are getting sick of the pollution... soon they are all gonna start rebelling. Now that should scare you- imagine armies of megalodon like creatures or even giant flying sharks attacking all the coasts of the world.

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In Montauk, Long Island, in 2008, a bizarre looking creature was crowned the “Montauk Monster” after nobody could identify what species it came from. Some scientists suggested the beaked and sharp-toothed creature could have been a decomposing raccoon, while others asserted it was some form of sea creature. Unfortunately, someone stole the animal and made off with it before scientists could conclusively identify it.

 

 

I thought that was a dead dog.

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I thought that was a dead dog.

 

People will do anything for publicity.  If I put fuggz in a red dress and beached her in the sand, the US air force would show up thinking it was a killer-alien Lobster from Mars.

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They've found whale carcasses with remnant of giant squid in them.

 

So.

 

Probably a whale.

 

Or natural causes.

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there is shit living down at the bottom of the ocean we have no idea of. Cthulhu is real and alive down there for all we know. Think of the biggest scariest sea monster you can think of. there's probably something down there that would bite that in half

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..not unusual...cept they don't know what it is...it sure as hell doesn't look like a squid or a whale ...

 

 

http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/world/enormous-sea-creature-found-decomposing-on-indonesian-beach/ar-BBB3S0h?li=BBmkt5R&ocid=spartanntp

half fish woman and the baby proceeds to then whip my ass into strands of sinew and muscle with a sharpened femur bone....

 

yeah but can we fuck it? 

 

I'm asking for a friend

 

seriously though I love stories like this, I'm fascinated by the Ocean and all the stuff we don't know about it. 

 

Granted this is probably just a whale that's been nibbled on by other fish and sun baked at 360 for 40 mins but it's still cool. 

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yeah but can we fuck it? 

 

I'm asking for a friend

 

seriously though I love stories like this, I'm fascinated by the Ocean and all the stuff we don't know about it. 

 

Granted this is probably just a whale that's been nibbled on by other fish and sun baked at 360 for 40 mins but it's still cool.

 

Yeah you can fuck it with the Titanic. Might want to send it through an oil spill to lube it up first.

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