What happened to the Keebler elf?

[pail]

You know...

 

The one that peppers the innards of his trench coat with fake Rolex watches and likes to kill the joy of others.

[stilgar]

Jeff Sessions?

[StarPanda]

He died

[NaBarney]

He is Attorney General now

[Juice McKenzie]

He's packing fudge these days

[Chapinator_X]

He thinks that life is like a box of chocolates, but there sure are a lot of brown ones in there.