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No, having sex with a McDonalds creme pie is not losing your virginity.


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Struck a nerve, huh? I didn't mean to insult your love. I'm sure your pie loves you very much.

that's not what I asked ::]::

 

apparently you fuck McDonalds food items....good to know

 

I'll use that knowlage at my leisure

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what about a microwaved grapefruit?

that doesn't sound fun

 

you wouldn't squeeze a lemon into your vagina cause it'd sting

 

I imagine grapefruit juice would sting your dick head

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