mochi Posted May 5, 2017 Share Posted May 5, 2017 I'm not getting any presents and I don't have a boyfriend yet so I most likely never will(''>_>'')...........but whatever Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GaiusIuliusCaesar Posted May 5, 2017 Share Posted May 5, 2017 My birthday was last Friday and all I got was drunk and tired... got to hang out with some friends though so that almost made up for the lack of an attractive woman sitting on my lap, a cake, or a damned bottle of scotch that I didn't pay for myself. Though the 10 gallon vivarium and desk could be construed as a birthday gift. Thanks to ben for that one. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThisIdiot Posted May 5, 2017 Share Posted May 5, 2017 let's see...if my birthday is anything like last Christmas i'll probably get a hardees gift card... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mochi Posted May 5, 2017 Author Share Posted May 5, 2017 My birthday was last Friday and all I got was drunk and tired... got to hang out with some friends though so that almost made up for the lack of an attractive woman sitting on my lap, a cake, or a damned bottle of scotch that I didn't pay for myself. Though the 10 gallon vivarium and desk could be construed as a birthday gift. Thanks to ben for that one. fair enough unless I manage to drink all my whisky on saturday I'll at the very least be able to get drunk on my blerthday Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted May 5, 2017 Share Posted May 5, 2017 Post more Mochi happy birthday!! If I don't post anything to your threads it's not cuz your gay. I just don't know what to say. > Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted May 5, 2017 Share Posted May 5, 2017 I'll be your boyfriend **holds up giant Leek** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mewn Posted May 5, 2017 Share Posted May 5, 2017 oooo, you're a taurus. Aw. Welp. Bdays are meh anyway. Have a good meal and a nice stiff drink + nice dessert. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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