my birthday is in a few days

[mochi]

I'm not getting any presents and I don't have a boyfriend yet so I most likely never will(''>_>'')...........but whatever

[GaiusIuliusCaesar]

My birthday was last Friday and all I got was drunk and tired... got to hang out with some friends though so that almost made up for the lack of an attractive woman sitting on my lap, a cake, or a damned bottle of scotch that I didn't pay for myself.

 

Though the 10 gallon vivarium and desk could be construed as a birthday gift. Thanks to ben for that one.

[ThisIdiot]

let's see...if my birthday is anything like last Christmas i'll probably get a hardees gift card...

[mochi]

My birthday was last Friday and all I got was drunk and tired... got to hang out with some friends though so that almost made up for the lack of an attractive woman sitting on my lap, a cake, or a damned bottle of scotch that I didn't pay for myself.

 

Though the 10 gallon vivarium and desk could be construed as a birthday gift. Thanks to ben for that one.

fair enough

 

unless I manage to drink all my whisky on saturday I'll at the very least be able to get drunk on my blerthday

[PhilosipherStoned]

Post more Mochi happy birthday!! If I don't post anything to your threads it's not cuz your gay.

 

I just don't know what to say.  >

[Phillies]

I'll be your boyfriend **holds up giant Leek**

[Mewn]

oooo, you're a taurus.

 

Aw.

Welp.

Bdays are meh anyway.

Have a good meal and a nice stiff drink + nice dessert.