I'm never buying toilet paper again

[nameraka]

i have a perfectly good sink, dammit. 

[mthor]

But then your butt will be all wet.

[nameraka]

that's what the hair dryer is for... 

[lupin_bebop]

Go ahead and clog that bitch and see what happens. I hope you get dysentery.

[Rogue_Alphonse]

Bidet? whut

[FieryDoom]