molarbear Posted October 21 Share Posted October 21 Anyone else ever find themselves negotiating terms with a bathroom spider? This damn thing dropped from the ceiling earlier and grabbed something off the floor, and then did it again, a couple mins later. The next time I was in the bathroom it was hanging over by the corner of the sink This time it was gone...... So, like any other rational person; here I was at 3 am giving this tour of the bathroom to a spider I could not see like it's a fucking episode of MTV cribs, "Do not climb on me, ever. These are the corners I never look in, One spider lived peacefully by the trashcan for four months until it accidentally got vacuumed up." 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted October 21 Share Posted October 21 I kill them on sight 3 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
UwPp Posted October 21 Share Posted October 21 Plz clean your bathroom more. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted October 21 Share Posted October 21 The Spider Clan knows damn well the treaty specifically states stay outside or I will bring the Hammer of Thor* down on you. *Hammer of Thor varies based on what is the nearest thing to whip at it. Shoes. Slippers. Fly swatter. Toilet plunger. 2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted October 21 Share Posted October 21 15 hours ago, molarbear said: Anyone else ever find themselves negotiating terms with a bathroom spider? This damn thing dropped from the ceiling earlier and grabbed something off the floor, and then did it again, a couple mins later. The next time I was in the bathroom it was hanging over by the corner of the sink This time it was gone...... So, like any other rational person; here I was at 3 am giving this tour of the bathroom to a spider I could not see like it's a fucking episode of MTV cribs, "Do not climb on me, ever. These are the corners I never look in, One spider lived peacefully by the trashcan for four months until it accidentally got vacuumed up." Mine lives by the front door. I assume it eats the bugs that sneak in. I leave it alone. It's doing me a service. 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted October 22 Author Share Posted October 22 5 hours ago, Mix said: Mine lives by the front door. I assume it eats the bugs that sneak in. I leave it alone. It's doing me a service. 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted October 22 Author Share Posted October 22 5 hours ago, katt_goddess said: The Spider Clan knows damn well the treaty specifically states stay outside or I will bring the Hammer of Thor* down on you. *Hammer of Thor varies based on what is the nearest thing to whip at it. Shoes. Slippers. Fly swatter. Toilet plunger. I used to do that, but then I realized the one in the bathroom just had an absolute pile of war trophies in the form of unjuiced mosquitos and rollie pollies that had attempted to enter through the baseboard 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted October 22 Author Share Posted October 22 15 hours ago, UwPp said: Plz clean your bathroom more. ??? The Pope would shit in my bathroom, and then deem it so clean that he would have it ripped up and taken to the Vatican for all future holy poos 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted October 22 Author Share Posted October 22 19 hours ago, André Toulon said: I kill them on sight I mean, given your area I probably would too I don't think you guys have jumping spiders down there, just the mutantly large ones 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted October 22 Share Posted October 22 1 hour ago, molarbear said: I mean, given your area I probably would too I don't think you guys have jumping spiders down there, just the mutantly large ones Oh I haven't seen the cute little jumping spiders since MS. Yeah, everything here is huge, has tattoos, and giant eyes 2 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted October 22 Author Share Posted October 22 13 hours ago, André Toulon said: Oh I haven't seen the cute little jumping spiders since MS. Yeah, everything here is huge, has tattoos, and giant eyes Unexpected, and I legit was in stitches 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted October 22 Share Posted October 22 17 hours ago, molarbear said: I used to do that, but then I realized the one in the bathroom just had an absolute pile of war trophies in the form of unjuiced mosquitos and rollie pollies that had attempted to enter through the baseboard I only get to play which damn kind I'll find in the shower first - black/brown carpet weaver bastard or gross slenderman cellar dweller bastard. The only war trophies are whatever is left of them embedded in the wall. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted October 22 Share Posted October 22 18 hours ago, molarbear said: ??? The Pope would shit in my bathroom, and then deem it so clean that he would have it ripped up and taken to the Vatican for all future holy poos And give up his toilet made of nazi gold? I think not 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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