The_annoying_one Posted April 16 Posted April 16 What do you call a psychic little person who escaped from prison? A small medium at large. 3 Quote
discolé monade Posted April 20 Posted April 20 i got a new pen that can write under water. it can write other words too. 3 Quote
Mode 7 Posted April 20 Posted April 20 What's the best way to shave weight off a car A crash diet 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted April 22 Posted April 22 What do runners eat before a race? Nothing. They fast. 1 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted April 22 Posted April 22 What did the pirate say when he turned 80? Aye, matey! 1 Quote
Mode 7 Posted May 2 Posted May 2 What do you get when you cross a banker with a fish? A loan shark 2 Quote
Mode 7 Posted May 2 Posted May 2 How can you tell when there's a whale in your closet? When you can't get the door shut 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted May 15 Posted May 15 Do they allow loud laughing in Hawaii? Or is it just a low ha? 2 Quote
Mode 7 Posted May 21 Posted May 21 What's black and white and red all over? An embarrassed zebra 3 Quote
Mode 7 Posted May 21 Posted May 21 My apartment is so small I have to go outside to change my mind 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted May 25 Posted May 25 Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless. 2 2 Quote
Mode 7 Posted May 25 Posted May 25 What's black and white and orange all over? A skunk eating pumpkin pie 2 1 Quote
Mode 7 Posted May 25 Posted May 25 (edited) What do you call a gopher that can paint Vincent van Gopher Edited May 25 by Mode 7 2 Quote
discolé monade Posted May 28 Posted May 28 why don't cannibals eat clowns? because they taste funny. 3 Quote
Mode 7 Posted June 1 Posted June 1 What happens when you don't pay your exorcist bill? Your soul gets repossesed 3 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted June 1 Posted June 1 My boss asked me why I only get sick on workdays I said it must be a weekend immune system. 4 Quote
The_annoying_one Posted June 13 Posted June 13 I’m never going to another buffet in my life. The Peking duck would not stop staring at me. 4 Quote
discolé monade Posted 11 hours ago Posted 11 hours ago grandpa, tell me about dark comedy. hmm. ok, you see that guy with no arms? go wave at him. ... grandpa, you know i'm blind, right? BRAHARHAR, exactly 1 Quote
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