why wouldn't the mummy take a break from work

[Raptorpat]

he was afraid to unwind!

[discolé monade]

why do ghosts go on diets?

Spoiler

so they can keep their 'goulish' figures. 

 

[The_annoying_one]

Have you seen the new vampire movie?

Don’t bother. It sucks.

[discolé monade]

why are vampires easily fooled?

Spoiler

they're suckers