Farg Posted April 30, 2023 Share Posted April 30, 2023 The last one tasted like purple Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted April 30, 2023 Share Posted April 30, 2023 The last one was The Last One! 😡 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farg Posted April 30, 2023 Author Share Posted April 30, 2023 What the hell my thoughts are cybernetically link to this site Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted April 30, 2023 Share Posted April 30, 2023 Welcome to the Matrix I was gonna watch the newest Matrix movie tonight, but didn’t. The End Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farg Posted April 30, 2023 Author Share Posted April 30, 2023 Yer mean! Am I being scammed? Hey I like the Matrix Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted April 30, 2023 Share Posted April 30, 2023 Reminds me of an obscene joke. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Insipid Posted April 30, 2023 Share Posted April 30, 2023 Just now, tsar4 said: Reminds me of an obscene joke. Well? We're all adults here (I hope). 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted April 30, 2023 Share Posted April 30, 2023 1 minute ago, Farg said: Yer mean! Am I being scammed? Hey I like the Matrix Sorry. Bad day. No scam. The Matrix is meh. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farg Posted April 30, 2023 Author Share Posted April 30, 2023 4 minutes ago, The_annoying_one said: Sorry. Bad day. No scam. The Matrix is meh. You wanna cut coupons with me? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted April 30, 2023 Share Posted April 30, 2023 2 minutes ago, Farg said: You wanna cut coupons with me? I’m probably about to go to bed. Thanks, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farg Posted April 30, 2023 Author Share Posted April 30, 2023 Just now, The_annoying_one said: I’m probably about to go to bed. Thanks, though. Ok. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Farg Posted April 30, 2023 Author Share Posted April 30, 2023 Oh ow, hot thread Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted April 30, 2023 Share Posted April 30, 2023 33 minutes ago, Insipid said: Well? We're all adults here (I hope). Spoiler Guy walks into a patent office and plops a large bag on an agents desk.  Guy: I want to patent what I have here in this bag. Agent: Certainly sir! Let's see what you have and we can begin the process if it is viable. The Guy pulls out an apple and presents it to the Agent. The Agent is perplexed: I can't give you a patent on an apple, they occur naturally! Guy: Ah, but these are special apples. Go ahead and take a bite. The Agent bites into the apple and is not impressed: It tastes just like an apple. Is this some sort of prank? Guy: Turn it over and have another bite. The Agent complies and is surprised: This tastes just like a Banana! The Guy hands him another: I've been working on these for years, I have lots of flavors. The Agent bites into the second apple: This tastes like apple again. The Guy reminds him: Turn it over! The Agent's second bite reveals the flavor of oranges: Very impressive, but... The Guy interrupts: Now try this one. The Agent bites into the third apple: It's apple again. Guy: Turn it over! The Agent takes the second bite of this apple: Blueberries! Very impressive, but I'm afraid I can't give you a patent for these, they're all flavors of other fruit. Interesting, but nothing special. The Agent considers possible options and says: You know, if you had one that tasted like pussy, I might see what I can do... The Guy gets a sardonic grin and pulls out a large, perfectly red apple, handing it to the Agent. The Agent takes a bite and immediately spits it out: GAH, THIS TASTES LIKE SHIT!!! Guy: Turn it over!    2 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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