Lemming Posted February 23, 2023 Share Posted February 23, 2023 and I’m gonna let him do it so he can achieve tripolar substantiation in a vacuum with no hoses attached to his hairy little hobbit feet that smell of a Newport fish market at low tide… and with this somewhat placating tone of hebrews and hierarchical disestablishmentarianism, I say GOOD DAY Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Lemming Posted February 23, 2023 Author Share Posted February 23, 2023 See, if you pin the dagger right at breast level, no one will even know it’s you! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted February 23, 2023 Share Posted February 23, 2023 5 minutes ago, Lemming said: See, if you pin the dagger right at breast level, no one will even know it’s you! Icicle to the temple. It's supposed to snow where I am tonight! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atomicinumatt Posted February 23, 2023 Share Posted February 23, 2023 21 minutes ago, Lemming said: and I’m gonna let him do it so he can achieve tripolar substantiation in a vacuum with no hoses attached to his hairy little hobbit feet that smell of a Newport fish market at low tide… and with this somewhat placating tone of hebrews and hierarchical disestablishmentarianism, I say GOOD DAY My cat just woke me up and now I cannot sleep so I am a bit delirious and have no idea what this means. But cats rule so I say let him do as he please! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted February 23, 2023 Share Posted February 23, 2023 1 minute ago, atomicinumatt said: I am a bit delirious and have no idea what this means. It’s okay. So is the OP. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atomicinumatt Posted February 23, 2023 Share Posted February 23, 2023 Just now, The_annoying_one said: It’s okay. So is the OP. I feel like my life is delirium. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted February 23, 2023 Share Posted February 23, 2023 2 minutes ago, atomicinumatt said: I feel like my life is delirium. You and me both. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atomicinumatt Posted February 23, 2023 Share Posted February 23, 2023 Just now, The_annoying_one said: You and me both. Hey, Beavis and Butthead is on Comedy Central right now and it was on in the background when my cat woke me up. Maybe after a few good laughs I will be able to fall back asleep if the cat allows it (he will not)! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted February 23, 2023 Share Posted February 23, 2023 1 minute ago, atomicinumatt said: Hey, Beavis and Butthead is on Comedy Central right now and it was on in the background when my cat woke me up. Maybe after a few good laughs I will be able to fall back asleep if the cat allows it (he will not)! Good luck! I actually just got into bed myself, even though I feel wide awake. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atomicinumatt Posted February 23, 2023 Share Posted February 23, 2023 Just now, The_annoying_one said: Good luck! I actually just got into bed myself, even though I feel wide awake. Yea, I was not feeling well yesterday and have just laid around all day and night so I am probably fucked now.. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted February 23, 2023 Share Posted February 23, 2023 2 minutes ago, atomicinumatt said: Yea, I was not feeling well yesterday and have just laid around all day and night so I am probably fucked now.. Sorry to hear that. I hope you feel better and can get back to sleep. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemini Posted February 23, 2023 Share Posted February 23, 2023 He's breathing through his butt? lol Whoa! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted February 23, 2023 Share Posted February 23, 2023 13 minutes ago, atomicinumatt said: Hey, Beavis and Butthead is on Comedy Central right now and it was on in the background when my cat woke me up. Maybe after a few good laughs I will be able to fall back asleep if the cat allows it (he will not)! Is he breathing through his butt too? Hope you're feeling better tonight. Sorry your sleep's all messed up, but Hi there ::waves:: 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atomicinumatt Posted February 23, 2023 Share Posted February 23, 2023 7 minutes ago, The_annoying_one said: Sorry to hear that. I hope you feel better and can get back to sleep. The cat will not allow it. He is all over me for attention. He always does this on the middle of the night, but usually I am so dead that I just do not notice or roll over or something lmao 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemini Posted February 23, 2023 Share Posted February 23, 2023 Just now, Vela said: Is he breathing through his butt too? Hope you're feeling better tonight. Sorry your sleep's all messed up, but Hi there ::waves:: Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atomicinumatt Posted February 23, 2023 Share Posted February 23, 2023 Just now, Vela said: Is he breathing through his butt too? Hope you're feeling better tonight. Sorry your sleep's all messed up, but Hi there ::waves:: Well hello there! Haha I do not know if he breathes through his ass but one of his ways of waking me is usually to sit or lay on my face. Cat life! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atomicinumatt Posted February 23, 2023 Share Posted February 23, 2023 1 minute ago, hornedlizardman said: Hearts are nuts. They beat over 2 billion times in the average human life span without missing single a beat (dying of heart attack or something). Talk about quality control! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted February 23, 2023 Share Posted February 23, 2023 5 minutes ago, atomicinumatt said: Hearts are nuts. And nuts are good for the heart! Am I helping? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atomicinumatt Posted February 23, 2023 Share Posted February 23, 2023 Just now, The_annoying_one said: And nuts are good for the heart! Am I helping? Lmao I did not even think of that, so yes! Eat more nuts, get more heart beats! Win win! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted February 23, 2023 Share Posted February 23, 2023 15 minutes ago, atomicinumatt said: The cat will not allow it. He is all over me for attention. He always does this on the middle of the night, but usually I am so dead that I just do not notice or roll over or something lmao I think that's pretty much the case with most cats...particularly on the days you really need rest or when you have your project laid out just so or when you're doing something gross like scrubbing the bottom of your fridge...they seem to put in a special effort at those times. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atomicinumatt Posted February 23, 2023 Share Posted February 23, 2023 1 minute ago, Vela said: I think that's pretty much the case with most cats...particularly on the days you really need rest or when you have your project laid out just so or when you're doing something gross like scrubbing the bottom of your fridge...they seem to put in a special effort at those times. They always seem to just know the perfect times! I got my cat this cat water fountain because he likes moving water and now he has decided to spill it all over the floor and play in the water. He likes playing in water 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted February 23, 2023 Share Posted February 23, 2023 Upon reading this thread, I am now convinced that my dog is at least 70% cat. I don’t know how I feel about this, to be perfectly honest…. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted February 23, 2023 Share Posted February 23, 2023 20 minutes ago, atomicinumatt said: Well hello there! Haha I do not know if he breathes through his ass but one of his ways of waking me is usually to sit or lay on my face. Cat life! I forgot to say that hopefully we can help by boring you back to sleep =^.^= My cat knows when she's being ignored and she does not like it. If laying on me doesn't work she'll go under my bed and scratch at shit and pop up like "Did you hear that? Bet you wanna get up and find out what I've destroyed?" or she'll dart back and forth across the bed relentlessly. If none of those work and she's really pissed she'll go after the curtains because she knows that will get me up but I'm pretty sure she weighs the benefits vs. getting into that much trouble. It's the only reason I can think of as to why she doesn't always go strait to the curtains. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted February 23, 2023 Share Posted February 23, 2023 3 minutes ago, atomicinumatt said: They always seem to just know the perfect times! I got my cat this cat water fountain because he likes moving water and now he has decided to spill it all over the floor and play in the water. He likes playing in water Yeah, you've got a puppycat on your hands alright ::nods:: 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted February 23, 2023 Share Posted February 23, 2023 3 minutes ago, The_annoying_one said: Upon reading this thread, I am now convinced that my dog is at least 70% cat. I don’t know how I feel about this, to be perfectly honest…. Well how else did they bread them to be so small... 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atomicinumatt Posted February 23, 2023 Share Posted February 23, 2023 3 minutes ago, Vela said: I forgot to say that hopefully we can help by boring you back to sleep =^.^= My cat knows when she's being ignored and she does not like it. If laying on me doesn't work she'll go under my bed and scratch at shit and pop up like "Did you hear that? Bet you wanna get up and find out what I've destroyed?" or she'll dart back and forth across the bed relentlessly. If none of those work and she's really pissed she'll go after the curtains because she knows that will get me up but I'm pretty sure she weighs the benefits vs. getting into that much trouble. It's the only reason I can think of as to why she doesn't always go strait to the curtains. Lmao exactly! He does bad or annoying things when he thinks I am not paying attention. Especially when I am asleep! His favorite thing to do when I am asleep is to bring all his toys to me and then leave then in my bed or sofa depending on where I am sleeping. So half the time I will wake up in the morning with all the cat toys in my bed or sofa. It is not really bad, but just silly and kinda cute haha He also is obsessed with cabinets. Like he thinks they are his personal hiding spots. So when I fall asleep he sees it as free reign to go knock all the shit out of the cabinets and hide there. But I loves hims and all his silly shit! 4 minutes ago, Vela said: Yeah, you've got a puppycat on your hands alright ::nods:: He is basically a mini dog. Loves water, plays fetch etc., just a silly mess! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted February 23, 2023 Share Posted February 23, 2023 3 minutes ago, Vela said: Well how else did they bread them to be so small... Whoa…. That is REALLY trippy when I’m half-asleep. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemini Posted February 23, 2023 Share Posted February 23, 2023 I don't know about you, but I want to start writing something. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemini Posted February 23, 2023 Share Posted February 23, 2023 5 minutes ago, Vela said: Well how else did they bread them to be so small... Welcome back to my childhood. (Mom and Dad always watched the Twilght Zone when it was on the TV. Even if it was just reruns, it was still pretty riveting television.) 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted February 23, 2023 Share Posted February 23, 2023 1 minute ago, The_annoying_one said: Whoa…. That is REALLY trippy when I’m half-asleep. You're welcome! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted February 23, 2023 Share Posted February 23, 2023 5 minutes ago, hornedlizardman said: I don't know about you, but I want to start writing something. What are you...trying to get The_annoying_one to rampage? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemini Posted February 23, 2023 Share Posted February 23, 2023 7 minutes ago, Vela said: What are you...trying to get The_annoying_one to rampage? No. I'm feeling quite inspired. I need to get a pen and paper so I can start writing some lines down in my head. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted February 23, 2023 Share Posted February 23, 2023 8 minutes ago, atomicinumatt said: Lmao exactly! He does bad or annoying things when he thinks I am not paying attention. Especially when I am asleep! His favorite thing to do when I am asleep is to bring all his toys to me and then leave then in my bed or sofa depending on where I am sleeping. So half the time I will wake up in the morning with all the cat toys in my bed or sofa. It is not really bad, but just silly and kinda cute haha He also is obsessed with cabinets. Like he thinks they are his personal hiding spots. So when I fall asleep he sees it as free reign to go knock all the shit out of the cabinets and hide there. But I loves hims and all his silly shit! He is basically a mini dog. Loves water, plays fetch etc., just a silly mess! Cute...I'd call that cute. Whereas my cat will bring me things too...from OUTSIDE...you can't tell but there's annoyance in my voice. She not only brings me things from outside but I only assume that she thinks I must want to play with these things with her because she brings them to me ALIVE. I've had live mice brought into my house and just dropped on the floor like "your turn!"...yeah it mthfckn is isn't it now!!! But the best was when we lived in MI and she brought me a garter snake...right into my living room. Now I don't mind snakes but I had never wrangled a feral one before and my method was neither neat nor quick, mostly because of my spazzing out over it 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted February 23, 2023 Share Posted February 23, 2023 2 minutes ago, hornedlizardman said: No. I'm feeling quite inspired. I need to get a pen and paper so I can start writing some lines down in my head. So does he But Oo! Do it!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted February 23, 2023 Share Posted February 23, 2023 15 minutes ago, hornedlizardman said: Welcome back to my childhood. (Mom and Dad always watched the Twilght Zone when it was on the TV. Even if it was just reruns, it was still pretty riveting television.) My Dad liked the twighlight zone. My mom was weirded out by it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
atomicinumatt Posted February 23, 2023 Share Posted February 23, 2023 1 minute ago, Vela said: Cute...I'd call that cute. Whereas my cat will bring me things too...from OUTSIDE...you can't tell but there's annoyance in my voice. She not only brings me things from outside but I only assume that she thinks I must want to play with these things with her because she brings them to me ALIVE. I've had live mice brought into my house and just dropped on the floor like "your turn!"...yeah it mthfckn is isn't it now!!! But the best was when we lived in MI and she brought me a garter snake...right into my living room. Now I don't mind snakes but I had never wrangled a feral one before and my method was neither neat nor quick, mostly because of my spazzing out over it Lmao this is one of the reasons my cat is an indoor only.. that and as soon as he gets outside he starts crying like a baby begging to come back in. But one time I was sitting on my sofa in the dark watching tv and he was going nuts all over the house with what I thought was a toy. Until he went up in is cat tree and started flinging around whatever he had until I got missed in the face with some liquid. I thought I had a nose bleed at first until I realized it was not my blood or the cats blood. He had found a mouse and was playing with the poor guy and then just ate him whole before I could figure it out and take it from him.. Cats! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Vela Posted February 23, 2023 Share Posted February 23, 2023 5 minutes ago, atomicinumatt said: Lmao this is one of the reasons my cat is an indoor only.. that and as soon as he gets outside he starts crying like a baby begging to come back in. But one time I was sitting on my sofa in the dark watching tv and he was going nuts all over the house with what I thought was a toy. Until he went up in is cat tree and started flinging around whatever he had until I got missed in the face with some liquid. I thought I had a nose bleed at first until I realized it was not my blood or the cats blood. He had found a mouse and was playing with the poor guy and then just ate him whole before I could figure it out and take it from him.. Cats! I'd love to keep my cat inside but she prefers to do her business outside...which she let me know about early on by pissing on anything other than her kitty litter (of which she has two boxes like "they" suggest) when ever I wouldn't let her out. Cats! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted February 23, 2023 Share Posted February 23, 2023 2 minutes ago, hornedlizardman said: lmao Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemini Posted February 23, 2023 Share Posted February 23, 2023 6 minutes ago, Vela said: lmao I could've posted this. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted February 23, 2023 Share Posted February 23, 2023 9 minutes ago, hornedlizardman said: I could've posted this. Yes, but thankfully you di.... ...dn't. lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemini Posted February 23, 2023 Share Posted February 23, 2023 1 minute ago, Vela said: Yes, but thankfully you di.... ...dn't. lol lol I should've found something else to post. Sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted February 23, 2023 Share Posted February 23, 2023 Just now, hornedlizardman said: lol I should've found something else to post. Sorry. I was just kidding. She looks so happy to be her. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemini Posted February 23, 2023 Share Posted February 23, 2023 (edited) 3 minutes ago, Vela said: I was just kidding. She looks so happy to be her. It's fine. I just think it was weird seeing a bunch of actors play anthropomorphic cats on film. Like I get the play it's based on, but Jesus Christ Almighty, I didn't need to see that at all. (But I'm sure it was a furry's wet dream.) Oh, yeah. @Rogue_Alphonse Edited February 23, 2023 by hornedlizardman Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted February 23, 2023 Share Posted February 23, 2023 2 minutes ago, hornedlizardman said: I a furry's wet dream.) Oh, yeah. @Rogue_Alphonse mmmmm no...there's cute and then there's creepy. One is definitely more attractive than the other. Although I guess to people who find furries to be creepy then I should rephrase this and say there's creepy and then there's nightmare fuel. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted February 23, 2023 Share Posted February 23, 2023 Oh right. @Rogue_Alphonse Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemini Posted February 23, 2023 Share Posted February 23, 2023 I do like cats, but I don't like "Cats". lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vela Posted February 23, 2023 Share Posted February 23, 2023 16 minutes ago, hornedlizardman said: I do like cats, but I don't like "Cats". lol another one I saw on broadway Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemini Posted February 23, 2023 Share Posted February 23, 2023 6 minutes ago, Vela said: another one I saw on broadway I'm not big into musicals, but I bet I would've loved The Book of Mormon. lol 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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