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and I’m gonna let him do it so he can achieve tripolar substantiation in a vacuum with no hoses attached to his hairy little hobbit feet that smell of a Newport fish market at low tide…

and with this somewhat placating tone of hebrews and hierarchical disestablishmentarianism, I say GOOD DAY

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21 minutes ago, Lemming said:

and I’m gonna let him do it so he can achieve tripolar substantiation in a vacuum with no hoses attached to his hairy little hobbit feet that smell of a Newport fish market at low tide…

and with this somewhat placating tone of hebrews and hierarchical disestablishmentarianism, I say GOOD DAY

My cat just woke me up and now I cannot sleep so I am a bit delirious and have no idea what this means. 

But cats rule so I say let him do as he please!

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1 minute ago, atomicinumatt said:

Hey, Beavis and Butthead is on Comedy Central right now and it was on in the background when my cat woke me up. 

Maybe after a few good laughs I will be able to fall back asleep if the cat allows it (he will not)! 

Good luck! I actually just got into bed myself, even though I feel wide awake.

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13 minutes ago, atomicinumatt said:

Hey, Beavis and Butthead is on Comedy Central right now and it was on in the background when my cat woke me up. 

Maybe after a few good laughs I will be able to fall back asleep if the cat allows it (he will not)! 

Is he breathing through his butt too?

Hope you're feeling better tonight.  Sorry your sleep's all messed up, but Hi there ::waves::

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15 minutes ago, atomicinumatt said:

The cat will not allow it. He is all over me for attention. 

He always does this on the middle of the night, but usually I am so dead that I just do not notice or roll over or something lmao 

I think that's pretty much the case with most cats...particularly on the days you really need rest or when you have your project laid out just so or when you're doing something gross like scrubbing the bottom of your fridge...they seem to put in a special effort at those times.

 

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1 minute ago, Vela said:

I think that's pretty much the case with most cats...particularly on the days you really need rest or when you have your project laid out just so or when you're doing something gross like scrubbing the bottom of your fridge...they seem to put in a special effort at those times.

 

They always seem to just know the perfect times!

I got my cat this cat water fountain because he likes moving water and now he has decided to spill it all over the floor and play in the water. He likes playing in water :|

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20 minutes ago, atomicinumatt said:

Well hello there!

Haha I do not know if he breathes through his ass but one of his ways of waking me is usually to sit or lay on my face. Cat life! 

I forgot to say that hopefully we can help by boring you back to sleep =^.^=

My cat knows when she's being ignored and she does not like it.  If laying on me doesn't work she'll go under my bed and scratch at shit and pop up like "Did you hear that?  Bet you wanna get up and find out what I've destroyed?" or she'll dart back and forth across the bed relentlessly.  If none of those work and she's really pissed she'll go after the curtains because she knows that will get me up but I'm pretty sure she weighs the benefits vs. getting into that much trouble.  It's the only reason I can think of as to why she doesn't always go strait to the curtains.

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3 minutes ago, atomicinumatt said:

They always seem to just know the perfect times!

I got my cat this cat water fountain because he likes moving water and now he has decided to spill it all over the floor and play in the water. He likes playing in water :|

Yeah, you've got a puppycat on your hands alright ::nods::

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3 minutes ago, Vela said:

I forgot to say that hopefully we can help by boring you back to sleep =^.^=

My cat knows when she's being ignored and she does not like it.  If laying on me doesn't work she'll go under my bed and scratch at shit and pop up like "Did you hear that?  Bet you wanna get up and find out what I've destroyed?" or she'll dart back and forth across the bed relentlessly.  If none of those work and she's really pissed she'll go after the curtains because she knows that will get me up but I'm pretty sure she weighs the benefits vs. getting into that much trouble.  It's the only reason I can think of as to why she doesn't always go strait to the curtains.

Lmao exactly! 

He does bad or annoying things when he thinks I am not paying attention. Especially when I am asleep! 

His favorite thing to do when I am asleep is to bring all his toys to me and then leave then in my bed or sofa depending on where I am sleeping. So half the time I will wake up in the morning with all the cat toys in my bed or sofa. It is not really bad, but just silly and kinda cute haha

He also is obsessed with cabinets. Like he thinks they are his personal hiding spots. So when I fall asleep he sees it as free reign to go knock all the shit out of the cabinets and hide there. 

But I loves hims and all his silly shit! 

4 minutes ago, Vela said:

Yeah, you've got a puppycat on your hands alright ::nods::

He is basically a mini dog. Loves water, plays fetch etc., just a silly mess! 

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8 minutes ago, atomicinumatt said:

Lmao exactly! 

He does bad or annoying things when he thinks I am not paying attention. Especially when I am asleep! 

His favorite thing to do when I am asleep is to bring all his toys to me and then leave then in my bed or sofa depending on where I am sleeping. So half the time I will wake up in the morning with all the cat toys in my bed or sofa. It is not really bad, but just silly and kinda cute haha

He also is obsessed with cabinets. Like he thinks they are his personal hiding spots. So when I fall asleep he sees it as free reign to go knock all the shit out of the cabinets and hide there. 

But I loves hims and all his silly shit! 

He is basically a mini dog. Loves water, plays fetch etc., just a silly mess! 

Cute...I'd call that cute.  Whereas my cat will bring me things too...from OUTSIDE...you can't tell but there's annoyance in my voice.  She not only brings me things from outside but I only assume that she thinks I must want to play with these things with her because she brings them to me ALIVE.  I've had live mice brought into my house and just dropped on the floor like "your turn!"...yeah it mthfckn is isn't it now!!!  But the best was when we lived in MI and she brought me a garter snake...right into my living room.  Now I don't mind snakes but I had never wrangled a feral one before and my method was neither neat nor quick, mostly because of my spazzing out over it xD

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15 minutes ago, hornedlizardman said:

Welcome back to my childhood. (Mom and Dad always watched the Twilght Zone when it was on the TV. Even if it was just reruns, it was still pretty riveting television.)

My Dad liked the twighlight zone.  My mom was weirded out by it :D

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1 minute ago, Vela said:

Cute...I'd call that cute.  Whereas my cat will bring me things too...from OUTSIDE...you can't tell but there's annoyance in my voice.  She not only brings me things from outside but I only assume that she thinks I must want to play with these things with her because she brings them to me ALIVE.  I've had live mice brought into my house and just dropped on the floor like "your turn!"...yeah it mthfckn is isn't it now!!!  But the best was when we lived in MI and she brought me a garter snake...right into my living room.  Now I don't mind snakes but I had never wrangled a feral one before and my method was neither neat nor quick, mostly because of my spazzing out over it xD

Lmao this is one of the reasons my cat is an indoor only.. that and as soon as he gets outside he starts crying like a baby begging to come back in. 

But one time I was sitting on my sofa in the dark watching tv and he was going nuts all over the house with what I thought was a toy. Until he went up in is cat tree and started flinging around whatever he had until I got missed in the face with some liquid. I thought I had a nose bleed at first until I realized it was not my blood or the cats blood. He had found a mouse and was playing with the poor guy and then just ate him whole before I could figure it out and take it from him.. Cats!

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5 minutes ago, atomicinumatt said:

Lmao this is one of the reasons my cat is an indoor only.. that and as soon as he gets outside he starts crying like a baby begging to come back in. 

But one time I was sitting on my sofa in the dark watching tv and he was going nuts all over the house with what I thought was a toy. Until he went up in is cat tree and started flinging around whatever he had until I got missed in the face with some liquid. I thought I had a nose bleed at first until I realized it was not my blood or the cats blood. He had found a mouse and was playing with the poor guy and then just ate him whole before I could figure it out and take it from him.. Cats!

 

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I'd love to keep my cat inside but she prefers to do her business outside...which she let me know about early on by pissing on anything other than her kitty litter (of which she has two boxes like "they" suggest) when ever I wouldn't let her out.  Cats!

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3 minutes ago, Vela said:

xD I was just kidding.  She looks so happy to be her.

It's fine. I just think it was weird seeing a bunch of actors play anthropomorphic cats on film. Like I get the play it's based on, but Jesus Christ Almighty, I didn't need to see that at all. (But I'm sure it was a furry's wet dream.)

Oh, yeah. @Rogue_Alphonse

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2 minutes ago, hornedlizardman said:

I a furry's wet dream.)

Oh, yeah. @Rogue_Alphonse

mmmmm no...there's cute and then there's creepy.  One is definitely more attractive than the other.  Although I guess to people who find furries to be creepy then I should rephrase this and say there's creepy and then there's nightmare fuel.

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