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Why don't a lot of women's pants come with pockets or the pockets too shallow for anything other than a dime. That has always baffled me....like I get the purse angle but where I'm from, you had

Vela
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For the record  >.>   ^.^     😆

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2-8-23: Since this is apparently my own personal blog thread now, here goes: I just want to say how much I love my family and friends. I legit would not be making it through the catastrophic

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24 minutes ago, The_annoying_one said:

One or two really close friends is a lot better than a bunch of assholes who really don’t give a crap about you either way. How’s that for pessimism? 😛

xD As a true pessimist at heart this sounds incredibly optimistic!

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11 minutes ago, hornedlizardman said:

I guess it's safe to post this then.
 

 

I like to think this thread is a safe place to post whatever you want….within community guidelines, of course.

Spoiler

Sorry. Corporate makes me say that last part. 😝

 

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29 minutes ago, The_annoying_one said:

I don’t know who I am anymore! 😭

Too much?

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TOO MUCH IS ANYMORE!!!

::looks around. Points at self::     You're asking me?

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15 minutes ago, Vela said:

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TOO MUCH IS ANYMORE!!!

::looks around. Points at self::     You're asking me?

TOO MUCH IS NEVER ENOUGH!

I mean, I’m just asking in general. >_> You don’t hafta answer if you don’t wanna.

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7 minutes ago, The_annoying_one said:

TOO MUCH IS NEVER ENOUGH!

I mean, I’m just asking in general. >_> You don’t hafta answer if you don’t wanna.

I just imagined finding you passed out in some rich persons pantry with all matters of food content crushed, smeared, sticky-stuck all over your clothes, in your hair, opened snack-size bags of cheetos sticking up out of your sweatshirt, out of the waistband of your pants because you didn't have pockets to put anything in, everything's saturated in something, soda? Yup, four empty liters of...ew Brisk?  Oh I see, the five liters of ginger ale have gone untouched, makes sense.

xD No I just found it funny because I've literally been told throughout my life that I'm "too much".

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5 minutes ago, Vela said:

I just imagined finding you passed out in some rich persons pantry with all matters of food content crushed, smeared, sticky-stuck all over your clothes, in your hair, opened snack-size bags of cheetos sticking up out of your sweatshirt, out of the waistband of your pants because you didn't have pockets to put anything in, everything's saturated in something, soda? Yup, four empty liters of...ew Brisk?  Oh I see, the five liters of ginger ale have gone untouched, makes sense.

xD No I just found it funny because I've literally been told throughout my life that I'm "too much".

Are you really sure we’re not long-lost twins? I mean, this post alone makes me think you may know me better than I know myself.

You are most certainly NOT too much. 😛

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59 minutes ago, Vela said:

I. AM. ROBOT.  ::proceeds to sing like an angel::

Pretty much, yeah. I mean Genesis got pretty theatrical before Peter Gabriel left to launch a solo career, which is pretty good in its own right.

t_a_o: I completely agree. In fact, I don't think the world could ever get enough of our dear friend Vela.

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17 minutes ago, The_annoying_one said:

Are you really sure we’re not long-lost twins? I mean, this post alone makes me think you may know me better than I know myself.

You are most certainly NOT too much. 😛

On the contrary I'm completely convinced we are.

Oh! Orrrrrrrr

 

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7 minutes ago, cyberbully said:

...they don't even look alike.

Right, they're not identical twins.  They just share similar features or characteristics.  Are you talking about the people in the video?  Or just the two blonde girls on the title sequence? 

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20 minutes ago, Vela said:

On the contrary I'm completely convinced we are.

Oh! Orrrrrrrr

 

That was the most interesting video I’ve seen in quite some time.

I shudder to think of multiple mes running around this world, though. Nobody needs that. 😂

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4 minutes ago, The_annoying_one said:

That was the most interesting video I’ve seen in quite some time.

I shudder to think of multiple mes running around this world, though. Nobody needs that. 😂

There Can Be Only One GIFs | Tenor

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2 minutes ago, The_annoying_one said:

This is me as well, 1000%.
I HATE being complimented. 😅

@hornedlizardman  Oh no you don't.  You can't react with a laughing emote and continue to post nice things about me like I'm not RIGHT HERE!   You, Sir, have been CUT OFF from under-the-table compliments, PROBATION FOR A WEEK! And no your sentencing is not too harsh because I know you know better not to do it...you're just using The_annoying_one as a meatshield, I'M ON TO YOU!!!  Tehnoying1 gets a pass because he would never teeter right. on. the edge. OF DESTRUCTION!!!

@The_annoying_one It's okay, everybody's okay, we're all okay here.  Noth'n to see.

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23 minutes ago, Vela said:

Right, they're not identical twins.  They just share similar features or characteristics.  Are you talking about the people in the video?  Or just the two blonde girls on the title sequence? 

Nah, i didn't wtch it...just the 2 in the thumb

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1 hour ago, Vela said:

I just imagined finding you passed out in some rich persons pantry with all matters of food content crushed, smeared, sticky-stuck all over your clothes, in your hair, opened snack-size bags of cheetos sticking up out of your sweatshirt, out of the waistband of your pants because you didn't have pockets to put anything in, everything's saturated in something, soda? Yup, four empty liters of...ew Brisk?  Oh I see, the five liters of ginger ale have gone untouched, makes sense.

xD No I just found it funny because I've literally been told throughout my life that I'm "too much".

I know you paint.... But are you a writer too? Because that paragraph painted quite a picture. 😆

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4 minutes ago, cyberbully said:

Nah, i didn't wtch it...just the 2 in the thumb

One is heavier than the other and the one on the right is wearing false eyelashes that give her eyes an entirely different shape, so agree...they do look very different.

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11 minutes ago, Vela said:

@hornedlizardman  Oh no you don't.  You can't react with a laughing emote and continue to post nice things about me like I'm not RIGHT HERE!   You, Sir, have been CUT OFF from under-the-table compliments, PROBATION FOR A WEEK! And no your sentencing is not too harsh because I know you know better not to do it...you're just using The_annoying_one as a meatshield, I'M ON TO YOU!!!  Tehnoying1 gets a pass because he would never teeter right. on. the edge. OF DESTRUCTION!!!

@The_annoying_one It's okay, everybody's okay, we're all okay here.  Noth'n to see.

I only laughed because it was true. *shrugs*

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3 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

I know you paint.... But are you a writer too? Because that paragraph painted quite a picture. 😆

No?  But I come from a somewhat theatrical lot.  I guess as an arteest I have a very vivid imagination?  I sometimes ask seemingly odd questions when people are telling me about stuff, questions that have very little to do with the experience or point they're trying to convey and more to do with details of their surroundings, what they were wearing etc. I guess because I like to imagine myself in that moment.  Like I think I asked you once if your eyes were green or The_annoying_one if his beard grows in brown which had little to do with what either of you were saying at the time.  I just wanted a visual of who I was chatting with 😅  Because even though those kinds of details don't have much bearing in the particular conversation they are the sort of things that have shaped someone into who they are whether it's how they view themselves, how they're treated by others or maybe it'd give me a sense of preferences they might have which spells out a lot about a person.  Aaaand I just keeping typing...K I'm done.

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7 hours ago, Vela said:

netflix, tina fey, unbreakable kimmy schmidt, kimmy schmidt, i see you, uks, ellie kemper, jane krakowski, watching you, eyes on you, uks s2, im watching you – GIF

Okay, fine. I'm sorry. I just feel I have to sing your praises. I'll stop.

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Random observation for today (2-3-23):

I’m starting to think this thread feels like “What Are You Thinking About?” and “Haters/Complainers” both rolled up into one.

 I’m not a plagiarist, people! I promise!

I’m just a little….unoriginal and lazy. >_>
That’s worse, isn’t it?

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1 hour ago, The_annoying_one said:

 

I’m starting to think this thread feels like “What Are You Thinking About?” and “Haters/Complainers” both rolled up into one.

 

Hah! 😄

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19 minutes ago, The_annoying_one said:

Yeah, I’ve been lurking/reading it all. I don’t know what to make of it. You’re more than welcome to stay here, though. 😋

Just people on the internet being people on the internet. lol

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5 minutes ago, hornedlizardman said:

Just people on the internet being people on the internet. lol

I still prefer people on the internet over people in the real world. >_>
 

Sorry. Can’t seem to shake this cynical mood I’ve been in lately. 😆

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11 minutes ago, The_annoying_one said:

I still prefer people on the internet over people in the real world. >_>
 

Sorry. Can’t seem to shake this cynical mood I’ve been in lately. 😆

It happens, man. I get in those moods every once in a while, too. I'd tell you how to handle them, but what works for me may not work for you so what I will tell you is this: Whatever you love doing, keep doing that. It should help ease your mind.

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14 minutes ago, hornedlizardman said:

It happens, man. I get in those moods every once in a while, too. I'd tell you how to handle them, but what works for me may not work for you so what I will tell you is this: Whatever you love doing, keep doing that. It should help ease your mind.

Thanks, man. That’s exactly why I’ve been posting so much lately. I don’t mean to burden you with my problems, though.

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Okay, random observation time (2-4-23):

It’s getting harder and harder to come up with these everyday. Might be time to let this die soon.

That’s not my observation, though. Let’s see…

Yeah….I got nothin’ today, folks. Um….sorry? ☺️

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2 hours ago, The_annoying_one said:

I’m in a house right now with 5 screaming kids, all under the age of 8.

If I had some ibuprofen, I’d be more than happy to share.

I have some. I'm just trying to do some things with a laptop I just got from a pawn shop earlier this week. I'm going to start using it for work within the next week or so. I just need to transfer any work-related things to it and I'll be ready to go.

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4 minutes ago, hornedlizardman said:

I have some. I'm just trying to do some things with a laptop I just got from a pawn shop earlier this week. I'm going to start using it for work within the next week or so. I just need to transfer any work-related things to it and I'll be ready to go.

Ah…wanna trade places?

Nah, I’m just kidding. Unless…..

Ok, I’ll stop. >_>

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2 minutes ago, The_annoying_one said:

Ah…wanna trade places?

Nah, I’m just kidding. Unless…..

Ok, I’ll stop. >_>

lol I'd help ya out if I could.

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3 minutes ago, hornedlizardman said:

lol I'd help ya out if I could.

I just witnessed someone else’s kid (who I don’t even know) having a full-blown demonic meltdown right in front of me. It was….very uncomfortable.

Thanks, man, but I would not ask you to put up with that. 😂

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