Riddle me this Batman

[Poofy]

On 11/3/2022 at 7:12 PM, SwimModSponges said:

So like... did anyone want to see my collection of alien vaginas?

Because I worked pretty hard on it and am very proud.

you showed them already, whore

[SwimModSponges]

No, that was just rando vags. I've got a (w)hole chart depicting each alien woman with an appropriate part, only like 3 of the rando ones i generated fit so i made like a hundred more and picked out the best and most suitable. 

[Poofy]

i would never hire you. when i say show me the vaginas i mean show me the vaginas sponges. THIS IS WHAT WE DO AT THE FBI

[SwimModSponges]

Spoiler

 

[Poofy]

@SwimModSponges what about the whole gallery depicting the aliens and parts? 

[SwimModSponges]

What?

That was it.

14 alien species each with a bespoke vagina.

I think they match up pretty dang well.

[Poofy]

2 hours ago, SwimModSponges said:

What?

That was it.

14 alien species each with a bespoke vagina.

I think they match up pretty dang well.

i thought theyd be babes

[SwimModSponges]

They're total babes.

[Poofy]

i disagree

[SwimModSponges]

Ok, so, first off, you're objectively wrong.

Secondly, where are these super-hot aliens you apparently thought I was talking about?

Because I'll totally make vulva for them as well.

[Poofy]

i'm not in the mood anymore 

[SwimModSponges]

So i tried posting these where they'd be appreciated (the "asseffect" subredit), but i couldn't post the picture. I messaged a mod and they said i should be able to, but no dice.

Very sad.

People need to see these.

[Poofy]

why don't you use them as concept art for one of those games where you're not supposed to last more than 2 minutes if you play it

[SwimModSponges]

update- got it to post over there.

they hate it too.

[Poofy]

i told you, you won't get anywhere unless theyre hotter. This is no time to be idealistic

[SwimModSponges]

Actually I spoke too soon- it's blowing up.

Oh god I'm going to be famous.

Edited November 13, 2022 by SwimModSponges

[NewBluntsworth]

27 minutes ago, SwimModSponges said:

Actually I spoke too soon- it's blowing up.

Link this thread so more people will see my posts 

[SwimModSponges]

I actually sort of already did, it wouldn't let me upload the picture so I had to copy and paste the url from where it's posted in this thread.

[scoobdog]

4 hours ago, SwimModSponges said:

I actually sort of already did, it wouldn't let me upload the picture so I had to copy and paste the url from where it's posted in this thread.

Nice.  We’re getting fresh blood in here.

[Poofy]

5 hours ago, SwimModSponges said:

Actually I spoke too soon- it's blowing up.

Oh god I'm going to be famous.

 

you should do all the species from master of orion. now *that* would be something

[Insipid]

On 11/7/2022 at 10:19 PM, SwimModSponges said:

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Most of those are cloaca.

[SwimModSponges]

12 hours ago, Insipid said:

Most of those are cloaca.

No,  there  are sperate anuses on most of them they just aren't included  in  the  image.

12 hours ago, Poofy said:

you should do all the species from master of orion. now *that* would be something

Someone on reddit suggested "star ears".*

I'm familiar with neither  and can make no  promises.

 

*I think this is a typo of star wars.

Edited November 14, 2022 by SwimModSponges

[Insipid]

Just now, SwimModSponges said:

No,  there  are sperate anuses on most of them they just aren't included  in  the  image.

Specify which. Salarians have cloaca, as evidenced by Mordin Solus once reminiscing about a colleague, calling him a cloaca. Also, I imagine some of them to have ovipositors instead. Asari probably don't have vagina, given their ability to "meld." Sounds like something that requires a bit of "protruding."

Sounds like someone is an anthropocentric shitlord to me. Shame.

[SwimModSponges]

So yeah, overnight I ended up getting more upvotes than a lot of the actual well-done porn in the sub, lots of people thanking me, and one person wanting to use it as concept for their original art (my goal this whole time). 

It feels really good to be appreciated.

[SwimModSponges]

10 hours ago, Insipid said:

Salarians have cloaca

Ok, this is accurate. Salarians are also monogendered. Look more closely at the genitals I posted and you'll see that I've taken this into consideration.

None of them have ovipositors. Rachni would, but as I commented on the reddit post, some critters didn't work on the list for various reasons:

Rachni- ovipositor

Geth/collector/keeper/kett- constructed, not birthed, no reproductive organs.

Humans- we've already got them, lots of them. that's  the problem I'm trying to fix.

Lots of people are requesting I make a follow-up image depicting their parts, but I just don't know.

As far as the asari, see those ridges?  that's where your melding  be.

 

[SwimModSponges]

12 hours ago, Poofy said:

you should do all the species from master of orion. now *that* would be something

Like half of these are just furries.

[Insipid]

I'm just fucking with you. Excellent job on the xenobiological genitalia.

[SwimModSponges]

No no no, definitely fuck with me-  it's through debate that our convictions solidify. There are so many functions among these vaginas that I want to discuss.

For instance- the Krogan vag is a muscular inflating pouch that descends from the female during breeding. The Vorcha have a fleshy "squish mitten" that they bounce together, the male creating drops of "dew" on the various points which the female absorbs. the Drell vaginal canal actually goes downwards like a pitcher plant and is entirely dry.

I love thinking about these things in incredible detail.

[SwimModSponges]

Anyways here's the reddit thread for those interested.

https://www.reddit.com/r/asseffect/comments/yucpy2/used_ai_to_make_individual_ladyparts_for_all_the/

[Poofy]

1 hour ago, SwimModSponges said:

Like half of these are just furries.

oh i meant Master of Orion 3. That one had more fuckered up species. The other games the species kinda lame

[Insipid]

1 hour ago, SwimModSponges said:

Anyways here's the reddit thread for those interested.

https://www.reddit.com/r/asseffect/comments/yucpy2/used_ai_to_make_individual_ladyparts_for_all_the/

I dare you to post that it the regular Mass Effect subreddit.

[SwimModSponges]

I already posted it to NSFWorldbuilding.

[Insipid]

I'm only recommending it because they're such prudes there. I got heavily downvoted when someone posted a pic of Mordin Solus falling down, and then I compared it to a pic in Danganronpa.