Behind you there is a staircase.

[SwimModSponges]

Behind you there is a staircase.

*bongo drums*

At the end of the stairs, there is a locked door.

*bongo drums*

You turn, but the stairs stay behind you.

*3 SHARP BEATS OF THE DRUMS*

The door is to your mind.

*silence*

Do your stairs lead up or down?

*all-out bongo drumming*

[stilgar]

They lead to the door, you already said this.

[PokeNirvash]

The question is not in which direction the stairs lead, but how many steps it takes to reach the door.

[SwimModSponges]

So did you guys just not bring bongo drums or what?

*beats the bongos*