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I was outside walking my dog this afternoon, when this random guy who's been doing some work on the vacant house next door comes up and asks me if I want a piece of pie. One voice was saying "Don't take it." , while the other was saying "Pie? Hell yeah!" . The second voice won.

The pie was pre-packaged and didn't appear to have been tampered with, so it's probably fine, right? Right?!?!

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Yes it's definitely fine. Weird as hell story though. What sort of man asks another man if he wants a piece of pie?

Even if I did want it I would've gone full Bill Burr and turned that shit down in disgust. 

 

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Back in 2010 I was an insurance agent, and one potential client I went to see was a huge collector of Pepsi/soda stuff. He showed me full cans of Tab he had, and when I was on my way out, he offered me one. The soda fan that I am, was like yeah, sounds great thank you. Don't think I've ever had Tab, but I have heard of it. Didn't drink it right then because I didn't know the sugar/caffeine content and that appointment was at like 8:00 PM. Saved it for the weekend. Pretty decent cola, but no real reason for me to start drinking it instead of Coke or Pepsi. But that was fucking cool of him.

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On 10/27/2021 at 8:51 AM, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Back in 2010 I was an insurance agent, and one potential client I went to see was a huge collector of Pepsi/soda stuff. He showed me full cans of Tab he had, and when I was on my way out, he offered me one. The soda fan that I am, was like yeah, sounds great thank you. Don't think I've ever had Tab, but I have heard of it. Didn't drink it right then because I didn't know the sugar/caffeine content and that appointment was at like 8:00 PM. Saved it for the weekend. Pretty decent cola, but no real reason for me to start drinking it instead of Coke or Pepsi. But that was fucking cool of him.

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