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So she said we could start seeing each other if I began going to therapy


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I now have six sessions booked with a massage therapist.

Make sure there's a refund option before you spend money on a joke. 

Edited by Mix
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12 minutes ago, Mix said:

I'm now have six sessions booked with a massage therapist.

Make sure there's a refund option before you spend money on a joke. 

You give the most sage advice.

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3 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Do you have body aches, at least? 😝

Not where this massage therapist will touch me 

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6 hours ago, Mix said:

Not where this massage therapist will touch me 

Pro tip:  When she asks where it hurts, you gotta say "Well, there was this night in Coral Gardens..."  You would think that's preposterous, but all the message therapists know.

Also Pro tip:  Doesn't work in Houston for some reason.

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