Jump to content
UnevenEdge

6AM Thoughts


Mix

Recommended Posts

I wonder if Tampa is the birthplace of Tampons.

Or maybe Tampa is named after the man who founded it and that man went on to invent tampons in Miami 'cause someone with that kind of money isn't living in Tampa. 

So Miami would be the birthplace of Tampons. 

Now to etch this in my memory banks as fact and completely forget the thought process that led to it. 

 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

4 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Tampax is the name of the company that makes Tampons.

Maybe Tampax was founded in Tampa or the founder is from Tampa.

or.....or......maybe you and I are bound by destiny to enter the history books as the first person to commit murder with a tampon and the first person to BE murdered with a tampon, respectively. 

Link to comment
Share on other sites

11 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

"Either way?" Like, if you kill me, your suffering will come to an end? o.O

Every thing comes to an end. It is always the result of a beginning. But which came first? See? Now we have got an chicken or egg paradox on our hands do we not?

Link to comment
Share on other sites

47 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

Tampax is the name of the company that makes Tampons.

Maybe Tampax was founded in Tampa or the founder is from Tampa.

Well, tampons were around long before the company Tampax, so you're actually setting Mix several steps back with unrelated information to where tampons where created....And no, it wasn't in Florida.

See...

How's that shit feel....Just come in a rub my sack all over your joke for no reason.....

The difference is...I'm not going to pretend it's me making a joke...I'm being insufferable.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

4 minutes ago, BlackNoir said:

Well, tampons were around long before the company Tampax, so you're actually setting Mix several steps back with unrelated information to where tampons where created....And no, it wasn't in Florida.

See...

How's that shit feel....Just come in a rub my sack all over your joke for no reason.....

The difference is...I'm not going to pretend it's me making a joke...I'm being insufferable.

Actually I found that very informative.

And lol if you still think I was trying to "correct" you about the pay pig thing.

See, here's how a lot of my replies like that are meant to be taken: "Oh, that's what you thought of? I thought of this other thing. Isn't it funny how we thought of two different things about the same post?"

I don't know how sharing my thoughts about the same subject is correcting you, but ok. 

Edited by Doom Metal Alchemist
Link to comment
Share on other sites

×
×
  • Create New...