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I never know how to write things like this. I don't think like most ppl so whenever I try and write something for my fandom it backfires.

I've been enlisting the help of others, and this is what we have so far:

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Hi guys and gals, you may already know me for some of my work if not allow me to introduce myself. Im Michelle Firestone, the adult temptress that is the girl next door, with just a lil more ;) (Ive caught you boys staring as I've gone to take out the trash :P ) In addition to my adult video work you might know me from my time on Tender Touches on the Cartoon Network go check it out (insert link) ...Im going to be honest, I made this page because for the loooongest time I've always wanted a beautiful, busty, bouncing set of D's to slather in coconut oil and put on camera for you all to lust over and enjoy!! Yes I know 2020 has sucked and hit us all hard but hopefully my great, loving, adoring fans can help a girl out. Ill forever be greatful and even have some special treats for those who donate *insert whatever you'd like to do* ...With the pandemic hitting us all hard, and money so tight for us all, just understand that I appreciate every penny donated in my new transformation and I can't wait to put them on film for you all to lust over and enjoy.

Toodles, Babes!

Seductively yours, MF

You can rewrite it or just make suggestions or do not. I unno. This is all whatever.

And if u dont care about that look at this hilarious autocorrect by one of my friends who helped me come up w/what I have so far:

innocent-biden.png

 
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Well one of the rewards for mine will probably be spend a day w/me so if I have boobs when its redeemed then there u go

Posted (edited)
6 minutes ago, Poof said:

Well one of the rewards for mine will probably be spend a day w/me so if I have boobs when its redeemed then there u go

I knew you were gonna say that. Fair enough though. I'd at least speak a little bit about the porn business kind of demanding things like that, and maybe even mention something about it helping you out with gender dysphoria if that's even true in your case. I'm just kind of spitballing though.. I mean I've heard of a lot of actresses saying they needed their boob job for better rolls or they thought their breast size was holding them back..Not sure how true that all is myself, but people seem to bite it. 

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6 minutes ago, PhilosipherStoned said:

I knew you were gonna say that. Fair enough though. I'd at least speak a little bit about the porn business kind of demanding things like that, and maybe even mention something about it helping you out with gender dysphoria if that's even true in your case. I'm just kind of spitballing though.. I mean I've heard of a lot of actresses saying they needed their boob job for better rolls or they thought their breast size was holding them back..Not sure how true that all is myself, but people seem to bite it. 

Those are all very good ideas and all very true actually. Thank you

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13 minutes ago, NaBarney said:

Hot sexual Bidens are horny and in your area tonight

for just $4 you could help an innocent Biden get a new set of tits

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13 minutes ago, PhilosipherStoned said:

If you get those knockers you better hold up your end of the bargain. I'm getting desperate here. :P

I'll even eat a whole pizza in front of you any style

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3 hours ago, Poof said:

I never know how to write things like this. I don't think like most ppl so whenever I try and write something for my fandom it backfires.

I've been enlisting the help of others, and this is what we have so far:

You can rewrite it or just make suggestions or do not. I unno. This is all whatever.

And if u dont care about that look at this hilarious autocorrect by one of my friends who helped me come up w/what I have so far:

innocent-biden.png

 

Seems okay, I'm not your typical Biden so I dunno how to make shit like this look.

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you still do porn? im not familiar with how you get paid in that industry...

maybe do more kinky vids/requests for better pay. your op looked fine for a go fund me tho. maybe talk more about your feelings and such. mental anguish for not having knockers and about your journey about your transit.

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1 hour ago, RainyDayJizz#35 said:

Seems okay, I'm not your typical Biden so I dunno how to make shit like this look.

thanks for trying

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3 minutes ago, NNN said:

you still do porn? im not familiar with how you get paid in that industry...

maybe do more kinky vids/requests for better pay. your op looked fine for a go fund me tho. maybe talk more about your feelings and such. mental anguish for not having knockers and about your journey about your transit.

technically. I don't have feelings anymore except for the fits of rage. That's why I need help writing it and making it look like I have feelings so ppl will relate or however it works

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1 minute ago, RainyDayJizz#35 said:

Just for that let me know when it goes up and I'll make a significant contribution for an average guy. Not a ton, but like, hail stone damage.

Thats nice of you. Thats what helps when theres momentum in the beginning. I will also be making the goal $500 or so higher than it needs to be and then giving $500 to myself secretly for more momentum. I hear that's a good thing to do

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4 minutes ago, Poof said:

technically. I don't have feelings anymore except for the fits of rage. That's why I need help writing it and making it look like I have feelings so ppl will relate or however it works

can't help you there since i don't want boobs. use the rage that goes alongside with anguish/pain. 

 

yes use the pain so ppl know it. its a great motivator. 

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Just now, NNN said:

can't help you there since i don't want boobs. use the rage that goes alongside with anguish/pain. 

 

yes use the pain so ppl know it. its a great motivator. 

i need to rewrite the rules so no more suggestions just written submissions / revisions

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3 minutes ago, Poof said:

Thats nice of you. Thats what helps when theres momentum in the beginning. I will also be making the goal $500 or so higher than it needs to be and then giving $500 to myself secretly for more momentum. I hear that's a good thing to do

I thought about starting one when I needed a car but I just had to hunt around for someone willing to take a risk on giving me a horrible deal I could afford.

Boo told me most people spread a GoFundMe through social media and that was the end of that.

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