Mix Posted December 14, 2020 Posted December 14, 2020 You think it's weird if I give my mom a leather jacket with the words 'Hot Bitch' across the back? I ordered it for my sister before I saw what was on the back and at this point it just seems easier to switch name tags on these gifts.
cyberbully Posted December 14, 2020 Posted December 14, 2020 Ok .....I KNOW I'm missing the joke here....but why wouldnt you sister like it.
Azalar Hex Posted December 14, 2020 Posted December 14, 2020 I got my one-handed father a clapper once. I figured he'd get creative and slap his stomach or something but he just took offense. 2
scoobdog Posted December 14, 2020 Posted December 14, 2020 4 hours ago, cyberbully said: Ok .....I KNOW I'm missing the joke here....but why wouldnt you sister like it. Maybe she just isn't hot, and he doesn't want to encourage her..... 1
Mix Posted December 14, 2020 Author Posted December 14, 2020 1 hour ago, scoobdog said: Maybe she just isn't hot, and he doesn't want to encourage her..... This guy gets it.... It would just be mean to tease her like that....
scoobdog Posted December 14, 2020 Posted December 14, 2020 1 minute ago, Mix said: This guy gets it.... It would just be mean to tease her like that.... I have no valid reason to believe this to be the case, but.... ...I'm almost certain your mom is going to be wearing that jacket to every family event. 1
Mix Posted December 14, 2020 Author Posted December 14, 2020 6 hours ago, cyberbully said: Ok .....I KNOW I'm missing the joke here....but why wouldnt you sister like it. She's actually one of those super woke college kids who would take offense 1
Mix Posted December 14, 2020 Author Posted December 14, 2020 3 minutes ago, scoobdog said: I have no valid reason to believe this to be the case, but.... ...I'm almost certain your mom is going to be wearing that jacket to every family event. That would be hilarious....but not likely....my family is nothing like me, my mom least of all....I know she'll politely accept it but she won't wear it 1
scoobdog Posted December 14, 2020 Posted December 14, 2020 2 minutes ago, Mix said: That would be hilarious....but not likely....my family is nothing like me, my mom least of all....I know she'll politely accept it but she won't wear it I mean, it's a good thing your family isn't a miniature Survivor game.
Mix Posted December 14, 2020 Author Posted December 14, 2020 2 hours ago, scoobdog said: I mean, it's a good thing your family isn't a miniature Survivor game. If I were to describe my family as a tv show it would be Dexter's laboratory except everyone but me is Dexter. They're all smart and have their own things going on that they don't share with the rest of the group. And I'm like the dad on Dexter's lab. I'm the character that's not too bright and is brought out as comic relief and my main nemesis is a squirrel. 2
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